Hello! I´m a newbie...

[Mikael]

I´m one of those thousands now-young-adults who grew up
with this stuff so there´s no need for revision of that story.


But here´s how I found them again...

Almost ten years had passed without a glimpse of the
turtles in my mind until one day when I was reorganizing my
videotapes, I found a tape which contained one old, worn-shown
episode of TMNT: The Invasion of the Punk Frogs.

Man, how it rocked! Reviewing one episode changed my life
totally. I turned my closets upside-down and searched
everything TMNT related I might have still had left. I found
few comics, old playing cards, and the first Leonardo
figure and its folded, scratchy card. A tears grew to my eyes :cry:
when I held him my hand. My aunt gave him to me when I was 6.
I noticed that the second katana sword was missing. The
moment was so touching.

I had found a world I lost over 10 years ago and I felt like I
had returned home after a long time. I´ll never again abandon
the turtles. Never.
:trazz: :trazz: :trazz: :trazz:

During the following days I infiltrated my friends´ houses
and asked for everything TMNT related they might have
stored. I managed to get some video games, a few cartoons
and a bunch of old comics.

Then I hooked up the internet and went to ebay, to bid
on the original mirage comics, bunches of cartoons and
the movies. Finally I discovered the Thetechnodrome.com
and the fandom. One and half months have passed since
my rebirth and here I am, the same little boy I used to
be back in the beginning of the 90s, talking to folks who
are just like me...

Oh, well. I´d better shut my mouth before ya people get
bored to death!
:goofygri:

Briefly:
---------
It´s me, Mikael, a true newly-born TMNT fan from Finland
where the sewer hatches are too heavy to lift, even for the turtles!
Happy to finally meet people who share my feelings! :lol:

[Nturtle]

Hey Mikael!!!!! Welcome to the looniest TMNT home on the net: thetechnodrome!!!! Ah, I was looking through old tapes too when I renewed my intrest in TMNT as did many others. Anyway don't mind the weirdness too much, we are all a bit crazy!!!! :evilgrin: ENjOY!!!! *gives Mikael a mango of welcome* :D

[Mikael]

Why thank you very much!

*munching-too-greedily* :tpizza:

Cough, cough! :dead: xcuse me...


Aaah! Now that was tasty! :D

About the craziness, I don´t mind at all! The crazier, the better!
:goof:

[Karpo_007]

Welcome aboard. I found my intrest again when i read there would be new tmnt movie and a show. I never really abandoned TMNT, I watched the movies atleast once a month...

Nowdays i still like the cartoon but it's too much comedy... It's still fun if you waych it in small doses(i tried 5 episodes per day and it got boring).

Good that you are collecting mirage. It is the original form of TMNT and without any doubt, the best form. I already bought whole volume 1 and one shots and specials.

[Machias Banshee]

Why thank you very much!

*munching-too-greedily* :tpizza:

Cough, cough! :dead: xcuse me...


Aaah! Now that was tasty! :D

About the craziness, I don´t mind at all! The crazier, the better!
:goof:


hehehe, You'll fit in here perfectly... ;) :D

*Gives Mikael another mango of welcome.*

[Mikael]

Cool to see countrymen aboard!

Yeah, though I´ve just read about half dozen mirage comics I think too that they are the most definite and prosperous form of TMNT, after all that´s where it all began...

Wow, you got a complete 1st volume. That´s pretty nice. My lot of mirage is still in its way overseas, and even then i´m missing about twenty issues of the first Vol...

So which way in Finland you´re living in?

[Sparvid]

Yay, a Mirage reader! :D
Welcome!

[Mikael]

hehehe, You'll fit in here perfectly...

*Gives Mikael another mango of welcome.*

I thank thou very much again!
I´ll store fridge for my late appetite. :P

Hey, I could make a fortune with all these mangos! All I
need to do is to register myself with different usernames!
And soon I shall have a mango monopoly! Bwa ha ha! :evilgrin:
Okay, maybe I got too excited... :goofygri:

[Kali]

Ah, yet another reborn-Turtle fan reaches our shores. Welcome, welcome, I'm sorry, but I have no mangos. If you want another, ask just about anyone, mangos seem to be plentiful here. Why, I don't know, they just are. You can't go two feet without tripping on one.

[Azraelito]

hola bienvenido.

[Karpo_007]

I live in east Finland, near Joensuu. Town's name is Tohmajärvi.

Il give you few places wich has lot of mirage comics:

www.milehighcomics.com
www.my omicshop.com

I got all my comics from those two.

[Mikael]

Gee, thanks. :lol:
I´ve visited those shops before, they both offer an awesome selection of
comics. Gotta start saving money for the next lot of Mirage...

Btw, do you have any idea when they´re going to release the
TMNT movies in Finland on DVD? I got mine from ebay, but I´d prefer getting Finnish subtitled Region 2 versions too.

I live in Kerava, about 30 kilometers from the capital to the north.

[Karpo_007]

Im not sure if they are ever coming to region 2. And i dont need subtitles so i might buy the region 1 DVD. Problem is taht i dont have a DVD player, just PS2 wich dosent support other region DVD's. Maybe i should just biy that regionX thing for it...

[Mikael]

Yeah, that´s what I´ve been thinking too.
It´d have been cool if those movie classics would have been
introduced to new generation audience here in our homecountry. I´ll manage too without subtitles, in fact, the turtle humour is lot more fun without them! :D

That regionX thing is kinda crappy, it removes the regional coding but
still plays NTSC discs black and white. I bought it so that I could watch
HK martial arts flicks, but no! I got nothing more than my eyes aching.

[Nunchucker]

Welcome to the forums Mikael!

Funny enough I 'refound' the TMNT after getting bored one dark cold December night and deciding to search Yahoo.com for anything and everything I could think of.

That how I ended up here. *looks around* Although, thinking back on it, I'm not sure sure it was such a good idea :P :lol:

[Mikael]

Thanks! :)

Well, you´ve been here almost an year, so I believe it can´t be
too bad around here! :wink:




Welcome to the forums Mikael!

Funny enough I 'refound' the TMNT after getting bored one dark cold December night and deciding to search Yahoo.com for anything and everything I could think of.

That how I ended up here. *looks around* Although, thinking back on it, I'm not sure sure it was such a good idea

[Nunchucker]

*Slaps the side of her face in shock*

Oh my gosh! You know you're right! I never even noticed.

Hey does that mean we get to PARTY? :tparty:

[Mikael]

I suppose it DOES...! :eyemouth:


*Slaps the side of her face in shock*

Oh my gosh! You know you're right! I never even noticed.

Hey does that mean we get to PARTY?

[Azraelito]

cool another user from finland akkak we can make a contest between country kakaka niko and me joajoaj we are from argentina and i read some are from england and usa.
haha and poor bowser he is the only one from venezuela.

[Raph]

Hi and welcome to the board, your from Finland too, just like Karpo heh pretty cool

By the way I found out that all 3 TMNT movies will come to DVD region 2.
Just have to waut till end of December or so.

I to collect my comics from Milehighcomics.com just like Karpo, its a darn good site with very often good sales.

I just got number 5 of the new TMNT comic, from my store in Amsterdam!
Pretty cool about Fugitiod and the Utroms staying on earth :khappy: :khappy:

[Karpo_007]

I have decided that il read all th old ones before reading any of the new series... Of course i still buy them, but theyl just have to wait!

They are really coming to region 2? ALLRRIGHT! Im definetly going to buy the first movie...

[Nturtle]

:lol: hes just like us!!! crazy, mango muncher and to top it off hes from Finland too!!!!! Very Cool!!! I've got to readd some of those Mirage scans sometime Karpo but I'm all short on time these days :dead:

[Karpo_007]

You should...

[Nturtle]

yeah maybe I will now if dalnet is willing to cooperate...

[Karpo_007]

Well im not there right now...

[Nturtle]

Yeah and I can' go on #tmnt-files, thats wacky!! but I can go on #tmnt-fils

[azure turtle]

Hello Mikael, and welcome to the Technodrome forums!
*gives Mikael a shiny mango of welcome*
I'm Azure, master of mangos! Glad to have ya on board! :anime:

I rediscovered my fandom last year, after being out of the loop since the beginning of 1998. Like Nun, I was bored one night and decided to do surf the web. Somehow, I ended up at the official TMNT website, and from then on, I was hooked again. I can't believe I almost forgot how fun it is to be a turtle fan. :D

*looks around*
A party, eh?? Heh heh... I better move this to general discussion. :goof:

[Nturtle]

EEEP!!! NO don't snip us off again!!!! :o
Yeah I rediscovered TMNT while looking for full eps until I hit TMNT network which led me here!!! :D

[Mikael]

Hi and welcome to the board, your from Finland too, just like Karpo heh pretty cool
Thanks! :)

By the way I found out that all 3 TMNT movies will come to DVD region 2.
Just have to waut till end of December or so.
Really?! Wow! :D :D
So there is a God after all! And top of that, all three movies!
Not just the parts 2 and 3. The first one was released in the States some four years ago I think... Too bad they don´t have any extras. Except the trailers.

[Karpo_007]

I think they should have included the "behind the shells" document!

[Mikael]

Hello Mikael, and welcome to the Technodrome forums!
*gives Mikael a shiny mango of welcome*
I'm Azure, master of mangos! Glad to have ya on board!

I rediscovered my fandom last year, after being out of the loop since the beginning of 1998. Like Nun, I was bored one night and decided to do surf the web. Somehow, I ended up at the official TMNT website, and from then on, I was hooked again. I can't believe I almost forgot how fun it is to be a turtle fan.


Thank you very much! :D
*Bows with gratitude...*
Chomp, chomp :tpizza:
Yeah. It´s amazing how we learn to appreciate things when they get
old enough or have been long time forgotten... :|

[azure turtle]

I agree, Mikael!! But I think the "old school" TMNT fans are slowly coming back to the fandom as they remember their childhood. Just in time for the new cartoon! :anime:

I wish Behind the Shells would've been a special feature for the TMNT II DVD. :tgrumble:

[Nunchucker]

Remember their childhood!?! I never left it! *manic laughter* Neeheeheeheeh

[azure turtle]

LOL!! Okay, so some people don't need to remember their childhood. :goof:

[Mikael]

To Azure:

Indeed!
It´s great to be here around with so many intellectual (and wacky :goof: )
turtlefans aboard. And I especially hope that the new TV series and upcoming movie gives a push to the old turtlestuff and the good old times are brought back to the new shining TMNT era!


To Karpo:

I think they should have included the "behind the shells" document!
_________________
Hero in a half shell


Yeah, they shoud but for some reason they give us a cheap
disc without cool extras! Bummer! :x

Though, the plain movies do fine for me. But still...*growling* :evil:

[Machias Banshee]

Hello Mikael, and welcome to the Technodrome forums!
*gives Mikael a shiny mango of welcome*
I'm Azure, master of mangos! Glad to have ya on board! :anime:

*taps her foot, folds her arms and gives Azure 'THE LOOK'*

A-hem.......!!!

[azure turtle]

*gives Machias a blank look in return*
But I am!! You're the Mistress of Mango Lassies!

[Machias Banshee]

hEY, REMEMBER, EVERY MASTER WAS ONCE A STUDENT....student.

(stupid caps lock..)

[azure turtle]

Oh yes! I remember! :anime:
*runs away from caps lock*

[Nturtle]

:lol: I guess that puts me preety low on the mango ranks huh? :P
Yup I came just a couple of weeks before the news of the new movie hit!! No I never left my childhood, hell I'm still in it!!! :evilgrin: it is our job to give TMNT the backing it needs in the rebirth as the few survivors of the dark ages did!!! :P (oh yeah I'm the master of corny lines!!)

[prowler4]

NOBODY DISSES THE MANGO AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!!!!!!! :x :P :D

[Machias Banshee]

No fighting! I brought Mangoes into this forum, i can take them RIGHT BACK OUT!

((Sheesh, I must be losing it...))

[prowler4]

NO!!!! We must bring all mango kind peace! Mortimer will not stand for this injustice! We of the mango community must stand up for wut's right, fight for a place in the world, and beat our enemies with stale loaves of italian bread!!!!!!!!!!!!

[azure turtle]

*falls over, laughing*
Oh man!! That's funny! But I'm with ya all the way, Prowler! :D Nothing says "danger" better than a stale loaf of Italian bread. Heh heh...
*perks up*
I may be past my childhood, but I've always been a child at heart. And I'll probably continue that until I become Grandpa Azure. :embarass: I just hope I remember how to defend myself from hairy lobster tails...

[prowler4]

Not to mention krispy clams and crabby crabs!

[Machias Banshee]

*falls over laughing*

[Nturtle]

huh?? what??? :-? I never insulted mangos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how dare thy accuse me of such deeds!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:

[azure turtle]

Okay... I'm officially confused. :dead:

[Nturtle]

I always am yet I keep on talking!!!! :D

[azure turtle]

LOL!!! :lol: That's a very good strategy!

[Nturtle]

Precisely!!!!! :D *takes out a frying pan and puts it on his head*NYAH!!! I am Cloger!!!!! lord of Theroplocis!!!!!!! *runs off in search of adventure*

[azure turtle]

Hey! Wait for me, Cloger! I'll be your trusty sidekick!
*puts on a gray cloak*
I'll be Azul, the wizard who shall assist you on this quest! Every adventurer has a wizard helper, right??
*rushes off after Cloger*

[Machias Banshee]

Nturtle, the walking Jell-o mold, and his trusty sidekick, Mangoboy... :D :lol:

[azure turtle]

*comes back*
Hey Machias, you should join in! We'll need an archer for this adventure! :D

[Machias Banshee]

archer??? thats the villain, isnt it?!

[azure turtle]

Villain?! I alway thought archers were people who used bows and arrows... :???:

[Kali]

Yes, they are. She may be thinking Arch-villain. I'll be the archer, I'm a great archer! I've got mad natural skillz. :D I happen to fill the eye candy role too!

[azure turtle]

*celebrates*
Oh!! Now we've got an archer on our side!
*shakes Kali's hand*
So, lessee what we're missing... We could use a knight. Hey Machias, would you mind playing the role of a knight?? :D

[Machias Banshee]

I'd rather be 'the beautiful and evil temptress'... :D

[Nunchucker]

Guess that leaves the arch_nemesis position open for me!!

Wait! Where do I get a cape, top hat and an evil but slightly annoying cackle from?

[azure turtle]

I thought you didn't want to be a villain... I'm so confused.

[Machias Banshee]

No, i'm a goodie, but i can be seductive... *dons her 'take me now' look*

[azure turtle]

*blushes crimson*
Okay... You can be whatever you want, Machias. :oops:
*looks at Nun*
Coolness! Now we've got a villain, too!
*directs Nun towards the costume room*

[Kali]

*dons her 'take me now' look*
Hey, watch where you're aiming that thing! :lol:

[Nunchucker]

*In the costume room*

Aww wow look at these :o and ooooo look at that :o Wow these are cool 8)

:lol: *manic laughter* :lol:

Prepare to meet your gloom! :evilgrin: No wait! That's not right :(

[azure turtle]

LOL!! Okay, I think everyone's ready for some adventure! :anime:

[Nturtle]

YAY!!!!! :lol: We shall be the fellowship of the mango!!! :P

[Kali]

*slaps her forehead and drags her hand down her face* Great.... Okay, so, for what do we quest?

[azure turtle]

YAY!!!!! :lol: We shall be the fellowship of the mango!!! :P
*falls over laughing*
LOL!! :lol: That was too funny!!!

[Nunchucker]

*Sits plotting her unbelievably evil plan*

AH HA! :evilgrin: I will take over the world with a plan so cunningly evil, the even the most cunningly evil person could not have thought of a plan more cunningly evil!

I will, using the humble spoon! Dig a tunnel under.......under? Aww nuts :(

[Nturtle]

EEP!!! an evil villan!!! We must stop her trusty mango boy!! :o

[azure turtle]

LOL!! Well, once Nun comes up with a cunningly evil plan, we'll use our powers to try and stop her! And we must protect the mango at all times, because if Nun gains possession of it, our quest will be over... :eek:
*gives the sacred mango to Nturtle*
Only you can hold this, Frodo Cloger.

[Machias Banshee]

*seductive voice* Can we beat them, Mango boy? ~plots in her head~

[Nturtle]

ROTFLWL!!!
the sacred mango? but why me? I am just a simple 3 quartherling!!

[Nunchucker]

I have it! :evilgrin: First I will begin with fiendishly editing the typo in my last post. Then I will take my trusty spoon of really bad wrong doings. I will tunnel into the grand blue castle of mangoness and then..........

EAT the mango! Neeheheeheeegh! *koff koff hack*

[Machias Banshee]

*walks up to Nturtle, seductively* I'll hold your mango, Nturtle...

[Nturtle]

EEEP!!!!!!! :o We must protect the mango!!! the fellowship must stand!!!! :o
*runs around in terror*

[azure turtle]

No, Machias! You must fight the urge to use the mango!!
*looks around nervously*
I sense Nun has come up with an evil plan... We must leave quickly, before she remembers to send her army of goblins after us!

[Machias Banshee]

*catches Nturtles hands, seductively again* I'll protect your precious mango.I'll make sure no one will ever be able to steal it from...
*takes the mango from him, and with the flick of a wrist, it is gone*

[Nunchucker]

*Creeply creeps in the direction of the grand blue castle of mangoness*

Neeheheeheeh! :lol:

[Nturtle]

*looks at seductive Machias* :toops: well... I guess...I mean.... why not :embarass:

[Machias Banshee]

(My powers are working :D )

Thank you... *kisses Nturtle's cheek*

[azure turtle]

Argh!!! You weren't supposed to give her the sacred mango!
*baps Nturtle with a foam bat*
Now she's got the power, and she could be come more powerful than Nun!

[Nturtle]

gee... shucks :toops: *falls over typical Anime style* :dead:

[Machias Banshee]

*throws her head back, laughing, seductively, and then disappears*

[Nunchucker]

I sense Nun has come up with an evil plan... We must leave quickly, before she remembers to send her army of goblins after us!


HA HA! I knew there was something I forgot!

*Whips out cell phone*

Whadda ya mean union rules!?! Grrrr, Just get a bunch of maurading 'gobblins' out here and soon as possible. Oh Yeah? Same to you!

Curses! I sense that the fellowship of the mango is attemping to thwart my cunningly evil plan by posting faster then I can

[Nturtle]

*gets up* ugh.... um... I lost the sacred Mango already... didn't I.... :embarass:

[azure turtle]

Curses! I sense that the fellowship of the mango is attemping to thwart my cunningly evil plan by posting faster then I can
ROFL!!!! :lol: I think the evil Nun is slowly losing her powers...
*snicker*
Argh!! But Machias has disappeared with the sacred mango! We're doomed!
*panics and runs in circles*

[Nturtle]

No need to panic!!!!! Only Nun knows how to use the true power of the sacred mango and she has union prroblems!! :P So we can still win!!!

[azure turtle]

LOL! Yes, but we've got to be careful. Nun is cunningly evil, y'know. :D

[Machias Banshee]

*Machias walked into her room, carrying the sacred mango*

mike; Hey Machias--what you got there?

*seductive voice* A mango...a very special mango...wanna touch it?

Mike; Sure!
*Mike thakes the mango and takes a big bite out of it*

Mike! that was the 'special mango'!

Mike; Tastes normal to me...

*groan* Great, now i have to find another mango...

Mike: go look in Azure's room, he's got TONS of htem...

*Machias goes to Azure's room, picking out an exact replica of the sacred mango, and returns to the group*

*seductive voice* Here is your mango, i no longer need it... *gives Azure hte mango and disappears again*[/i]

[Nunchucker]

Hee hee I will cunningly take advantage of the Fellowships confoosed and panicked state to.....................Order out for pizza! Which I will EAT and once I have eaten the pizza I will cunningly use the empty pizza box, which will be empty beacuse I have eaten the pizza, to cunningly sneek into the castle of mangoness

*Whips out Cell phone*

Right now that's a large texan BBQ pizza. Garlic bread? Sure, why not. Drink? What kinds have you have?

[Nturtle]

:lol: nun sounds like Mojo Jojo!!! :P

we must get the mango back from the evil Machias then!!!! *runs as fast as he can into a wall* ow.... :dead:

[azure turtle]

*accepts the mango Machias gives him*
Huh...? I sense something wrong with the sacred mango.
*shakes it a few times*
HEY!!! This is the mango I was saving for lunch! What happened to the sacred mango?! :mad:
*senses impending doom*
We've got no time to settle this... The cunningly evil Nun has devised a cunningly evil plan involving pizza! Come, Nturtle, we must leave this place at once!
*starts dragging unconscious Nturtle with him*

[Nturtle]

*wakes up being dragged along rocks* OW!! OOH!!! OW!!!! hey!!!! If ew want to find the vile Nun we must either take the outragously humongouso mountains of doom or..... *dramatic pause* the ventilator shafts of Mangoria....

[azure turtle]

*stops dragging Nturtle*
The ventilator shafts of Mangoria?! That place reeks of evil! Are you sure you want to go through there? I think it's safe to let the mango bearer decide...

[Nturtle]

awwww... damn it they always stick the tiny guy with the tough jobs :P
we have no choice but to go through the ventilator shafs of mangoria

[Nunchucker]

*Stands waiting*

Oooo in another 30 seconds I get my pizza for half price!

*Sound of a moped 'roaring' up the hill*

Curses!

Spotty Pizza delievery guy: Err I have a texan BBQ, large garlic bread and a 2ltr bottle of Sprite for a Numbchuker.

*Rubs hands together*
Hmmmmm. Wait a sceond! Let me see that! *Snatches the piece of paper off the delievery boy* That's NUNchucker you fool!

SPDG: Whatever! That will be $15.

*Hands over money*

Ha Ha beacuse I am cunningly evil I will not be tipping you! Neeheheehee!

*edit* the word paper has too many p's in it anyway grrr

[Kali]

*sighs* Why me?

[azure turtle]

Very well. The mango bearer has chosen to go through the ventilator shafts of Mangoria. The Fellowship must remain strong as we journey through there! I can already smell the cunningly evil Texan BBQ pizza that the cunnigly evil Nun has ordered!
*pauses*
And she didn't even tip the delivery guy! This is pure evil at work...
*drags Nturtle and Kali towards the ventilator shafts of Mangoria*

[Machias Banshee]

*Meanwhile, machias sits, glaring at her chemistry*

*sigh* I dont want to, but i have to have it done for tomorrow...I guess i'll just have to play with the others later...

*She looks over her work, and begins typing.*

[Kali]

Hey, Azure, is there any reason in particular that you're dragging me by the front of my shirt?

[azure turtle]

(( Chemistry?! Ugh.. :dead: ))

Woopsie!!
*lets go of Kali and blushes crimson*
Sorry about that... :oops:

[Kali]

*straightens her shirt* That's okay.

[Nturtle]

(bleh!! I had to leave to get some homework done :dead: )

Well we must pass through the ventilator shafts of Mangoria... um would ya mind putting me down too...

[azure turtle]

*drops Nturtle*
As you wish, mango bearer. :D
*the group reaches the entrance to the ventilator shafts of Mangoria*
Okay... uh, you first.
*begins shoving Nturtle towards the entrance*
Go on... Kali and I will be right behind you.

[Nturtle]

ummm.... but wait... shouldn't the mango bearer be in back... you know heh.. just in case... :embarass:

[Machias Banshee]

*Mike came into her room, still munchinon the mango*

Mike; How's it coming?

*groan* Nowhere...All i've got is the title, and the section titles...*whimpers* I'm never gonna get this done...

mike; Sure you will...Just dont give up, always keep trying, that's what Splinter says.

[azure turtle]

(( Aww... Keep at it, Machias! :D ))

*looks at Nturtle*
You've got a point... Fine, I'll go first.
*takes out his staff*
Now, to light the path to Mangoria.
*the staff turns into a torch*
Heh heh... Being a wizard is so cool. :anime:

[Nunchucker]

*Cunningly hides in the texan BBQ pizza box of not very nice things*

Neeheheeheeh :lol: The fools! The will never know what hit them!

*Hours pass*

:sleep: 3,234 green bottles hanging on the wall. Hmm seems my cunningly evil plan of cunningly evilness has a cunningly overlooked flaw. What if no one likes Texan BBQ pizza!

[kyabetsu]

<stumbles across pizza box labelled "Texan BBQ with extra Not nice things>

EW. God only knows how long this has been sitting out.

<Throws it into trash can, ties off bag, changes liner, dusts off hands>

(muttering) ... sloppy people... give us all ebola... hygiene? naw, none for me thanks; I'll just go eat somethin' rancid... gaaaah.

whistle while you work, la la la la la la la....

<Drags garbage out to curb. walks off.>

[Nunchucker]

CURSES! :x

There seems to have been an unforeseen eventuality, that I did not foresee in my cunningly evil plan of cunning evilness.

CURSES! :x

[R-iZZy]

::mouths like he's saying a thousand words in a corny japanese movie fashion::

yes... you are right!!!

[Machias Banshee]

*sits back with a contented sigh*

Ahhhh..... :D

[Nturtle]

*crawling through ventilator shafts of Mangoria* Yo Azure Wizard dude!!! Just how long IS this thing???

[Machias Banshee]

*whimpers* No...I'm not ready for the TEST....! *shoulders shake* WHy me....?

*curls up in a huddled mass under her computer desk and cries*

[azure turtle]

(( Don't worry, Machias! Remember to relax, and give it your all. :) ))

*continues crawling through the ventilator shafts of Mangoria*
I don't know how long this is... You're the one who picked this path, remember? :razz:
*pauses*
Waitasec... I sense that Nun's cunningly evil plan has been cunningly thwarted by an unknown force! :eek:

[Nturtle]

Wha?? another unknown force!!!? It must be an outragously, stupendously super powered force indeed!!!!!! :o *sees bright red light coming from around the edge of the ventilator corner* gulp....wha... whats that...???

[azure turtle]

*sees the light... yes, that's cliched, I know*
It looks like a fireball spell to me. I suggest you turn around and crawl as fast as you possibly can...

[Nturtle]

EEP!!!!! Wait... ummm... I can't turn its a one way only vent... :teek:

[azure turtle]

Curses! Our plans have been foiled again! Wait... I think I know how to cast a shield spell. Now if I can only remember how the incantation starts... :goofygri:

[Nturtle]

awwww....we're screwed... *fireball comes raging at them*

[Kingkapong]

sheild spell:

stick a pencil up your nose
mix sand with a hose
put the mud in a box
insert a paw of fox
and don't forget a dirty sock
and a rusty lock
mold the mixture into a pie
and ask for raphael's sai
and yell out oh my.

this is the pathetic version of this spell
so i suggest you go to a wishing well.

[azure turtle]

*recites King's suggested incantation, and surprisingly, it works*
YES! We've been shielded from the angry fireball! Now, we must continue onward before the cunningly evil Nun thinks of something new to throw at us...

[Cjd3458]

What kind of ventalation shaft are yall suppose to be in to? :|

[azure turtle]

*screams at Cjd's sudden appearance*
Don't sneak up on me like that! You almost gave me a heartattack!
*breathes deeply*
Phew... Okay, we're wandering through the ventilator shafts of Mangoria, trying to deliver the sacred (well, Mikey at the original one...) mango to Mount Dume! Then... uh... I don't know what we're supposed to do after that. But watch out for the cunningly evil Nun, she's trying to steal the sacred mango from Nturtle.
*pauses and looks at Cjd*
Say.... Would you like to join the Fellowship of the Mango and help us in our quest? :anime:

[kyabetsu]

*pssst* hey azure, "titmouse"

Oh, by the way, I think the Balrog's on vacation this week. So the temp agency sent his Brother, Gummo. good luck.

titmouse.
heh heh.

[azure turtle]

*blushes crimson*
:oops: Stop that! Hmm... yet another person who loves to see me suffer. There is no mango god.

[Machias Banshee]

((One last post...)

Mango God: Azure, i commandeth you to seek the honorable safety of the holly Sacred Mango...good luck, my son...

[kyabetsu]

oh ye of little faith. there is indeed a mango god. ... take solice in his mango colored happiness. know his mango flavored joy. Pray for his continued reign as President of Djabuti (yes, JAH_BOOT_EE). feel free to leave a message for him at the beep... BEEP

titmouse

[Cjd3458]

Lol. Sure, whos all in your Fellowship of the Mango Frodo?

[azure turtle]

*screams, and runs in circles*
There is a mango god!!! :eek: Waitasec...
*blushes crimson*
Gosh darn you, Kya!! You slipped that word in right before I was going to leave a message to the great mango god! Hrmph...

*turns to Cjd*
Uh... Our Fellowship of the Mango is currently composed of Nturtle as the mango bearer, Kali as the hot archer (*blushes again*), myself as the wizard, and Machias, who tends to switch characters. Oh, and Nun is the cunningly evil villain in this story.

[Nunchucker]

*A taxi roars up and drops Nun off*

Curses! :x

I didn't think trash pick up was until Thursday

Curses! :x

I sense the Fellowship of the mango have gained more allies in their quest of mangoyness. :(

I have been left with no choice! *pulls out small orb like thingly from her cloak* But to cunningly use my most cunningly evil magic......cunningly! :evilgrin:

Behold! :o The Orb of confusion! *turns the orb on* :evilgrin:

Duuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh! *drools* :dead:

[kyabetsu]

<passes a strange lady on the street. She's kinda dirty, but she's staring at a glowing orb and drooling>

well, that's something you don't see every day: performance art.

<tosses the a dollar into her lap>

never let it be said that kyabetsu doesn't support the arts.

[Nunchucker]

*Manages to turn the mighty orb of confusion off*

Curses! :x Foiled again!

That's the last time I use a weapon of mass cunningly evil evilness from a christmas cracker! Oooo look :o a dollar!

Right! The Fellowship of the Mango have left me with no other choice but to summond the not very nice air conditioning from heck! *Evily cackles* Neeheheeheeh! :lol:

*Pulls out the not very nice air conditioning from heck remote control*

Neeheheeheeh! :lol: *waves arms in a dramatic manner*

*Presses the BIG red button* :evilgrin:
*
*
*
*
*Nothing happens* :(

*Shakes the not very nice air conditioning from heck remote control*

Confounded batteries!

[kyabetsu]

goodness, but you're an ineffective Baddie.

<Hands Nunchucker a copy of Martha Stewart's "How to Be A Villian">

oh. and that's a garage door opener.

[azure turtle]

*The Fellowship of the Mango finally get past the ventilator shafts of Mangoria*

Finally!!! I was so sick of the musty smell in there...

*senses something cunningly evil*
I believe the cunningly evil Nun is up to something. Come on, let's get going before she decides to send an ancient demon which will cause me to plummet to my doom.
*seeing no response from the confused Fellowship, he places each one of them on a shiny red wagon and begins towing them towards Mt. Dume*

[kyabetsu]

epics really get to me... I'm an instant gratification kinda girl....

To that end, Hey Azure... does the fellowship wanna borrow my dunebuggy? cause watchin' you tow your team in a little red 'flyer' wagon is pretty sad.

if you keep goin' like that the Mango 2.0 (tm) will have gonna bad and you'll have to find another one...

call it a peace offering for all those times I said titmouse yesterday. I dont know what got into me.

[Kali]

*bouncing along in the wagon* What am I, five?

*mumbles under her breath* A five year old wouldn't be wanting for a sports bra. *bump* Hey, watch the rocks!

[azure turtle]

*blushes crimson*
Err, I've got things under control, Kya! But thanks for the offer...
*mumbles*
Sneaking subliminal messages in posts... That's supposed to be GW's job...
*hits another rock*
Eep!! Sorry, Kali! :oops:

[Nturtle]

EEP!!! I sence an evil presewnce nearby!!!! my pen of power glows blue when evil stuff is near!!! :o

[kyabetsu]

you better not be talkin' bout me... I've done my best to be all Druidy about this whole thing...

total life = total death = stasis

help to nun: a dollar, some advice on her remotes, and a martha stewart does evil book

help to y'all: throw out the villian, clean up the leftovers, offer you a ride, give the Balrog his vacation time, arrange for Gummo to take his place.

yes. Very neutral. very beige. very swiss...
BUT if you wanted ~evil~ that can be arranged...

[Nunchucker]

goodness, but you're an ineffective Baddie.

<Hands Nunchucker a copy of Martha Stewart's "How to Be A Villian">

oh. and that's a garage door opener.

Accursed garage door opener! :x

[azure turtle]

LOL!! :lol: I sense that the cunningly evil Nun has been foiled again.

[kyabetsu]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

argh!! ADVANCE THE PLOT!!!

<exits muttering, ... incompetence... want something done... do it with flare... Returns dressed as ED MACMEHON!!!>

HEEEEEEEEEEY-OOOOOOOOO!!
HEEEEEEEERREEEEEEeeeeeee's JOhnny!!

You may call me SARU-CHAN (trans: Little Monkey)

I have no particular hatred of Mangoes, but indefinite non-plots and painfully slow development torture my mind worse than pokemon reruns.

I hearby unleash my unholy hordes of da night.... the attack of the JAMES TAYLOR CLONES!!!

<in the distance our heroes hear the hunting call of the JT hordes, ... we've seen fire and we've seen rain... >

Cackle Cackle. DO something Mango Bearer!!!

[Kali]

What's that? *stands up in the wagon to see* There's something heading towards us! Oh no, it's - *at that moment the wagon hit another rock and she falls out of the wagon* Oww....

[kyabetsu]

...goin' to Carolina in our minds...

he he.
evil will win b/c good is dumb. :evilgrin:

[Nturtle]

*runs sround panicing* AAAGH!!!! We;re doomed!!!!! a giant evil wagon crushed Kali and now I'm over reacting and...*slams into a metal pole*...ouchie... :dead:

[Kali]

I was not crushed, I fell. And I'm not dumb! I'm just top heavy! *stands up and dusts herself off* And Azure can't steer!

[kyabetsu]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

whatever y'all are, I suggest you get out of there if you value your mangoes... :evilgrin:

...ROCK ABYE SWEET BABY JAMES...

<peering through cheap-ass plastic "crystal" ball, petting her evil winged kitty, Berlioz>

Yes, James Taylor will put you to sleeeep.... sleeeeep.... or JT will crush them mercilessly... mercilesslyyyyy.... :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Nturtle]

groan.... AIEE!!!! where am I *shoots up* AAGH!!!! who has the mango!!!! If we don't get it again we'll be doomed!!!! :o

[Machias Banshee]

*Machias suddenly appears, clutching a mongo in her hands*

*seductive voice* Hey guys, can i help somehow...? *blows kiss at Nturtle and Azure*

[Nturtle]

:toops: um... ahem.... *sees mango* :o No wait I won't fall for that old trick again!!! :x Now give back the sacred mango or prepare yourself!!! :evil:

[kyabetsu]

<cuddling evil winged kitten>
yes, is dearum-dearum ju-ju-button fuzzy today? will dearum-dearums do Mumsy an itsy-bitsy favor?

ASSEMBLE YOUR MINIONS AND COVER THEM IN THE WORST FRUIT IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE!!! THE DURIAN!!!!!

<cat blinks and licks its butt>
(mutters...) no wonder my predecessor used monkeys.

<rolls the durian in catnip, throws it out the window...winged kitty horde blackens the sky bearing many durians.>
how? ~the power of positive thinking~
cackle.

[Kameko]

durian?

[kyabetsu]

they're a disgusting horrible terrible stinky ugly thing that mascarades as "fruit"... they're the size of your head. and spikey. and brown. and not always round, but roundish... and DAMN they STINK and they're hard on the outside, like a coconut but spikey... and did I mention that they SMELL?! :dead:

ugh. it's a stench that just won't wash off. check it out at your grocery store... they're an indian "delicacy" but none of my Indian friends like them at all. In fact, Vikash runs screaming whenever they're mentioned. Which is why we boought him one for "Secret Satan" last year. :evilgrin:

[Kameko]

Ick. Sounds appetizing :dead:

(((Psst, I responded to your e-mail!)))

[kyabetsu]

psst. I responded back.
and yes. they suck bowling balls.

[Cjd3458]

Now what exactly is going on right now? I got lost.... :oops:

[kyabetsu]

y'all are trying to take your mango on vacation or something, and i got tired of watching poor nun curse at inanimate objects, so I have interceded on evil's behalf. that's where I am.

yup.

just being evil.

doo-doo-doo.

[Kameko]

It's your best talent, isn't it? :P

[kyabetsu]

<opens a trap door under Kameko>
ah, the oubliette... the french got SOMETHING right...

<calls down to the still screaming/plummetting kameko>
Yes! I am GOOD at EVIL!

<leaves the room, slamming the dungeon door before we can hear Kameko hit bottom>

[Kameko]

:o

*THUD!*

OW! KYA!!!!!! :x

[Machias Banshee]

MAKEUP!!!!!!

*hits Kya with a humongous makeup powderpuff before running off, laughing wildly*

[Kameko]

((( :lol: )))

[kyabetsu]

<blinks as the white powder settles>
Ok... KYABETSU UBER-GOTH rules the night!!!

<blood drips down the walls, and a clammy mist circles through the shadowy room.>

There. <Kya looks into floating mirror. she's dressed in like Queen Elizabeth with the wide skirt and high ruffle. but the dress is black patent leather and the lace is black. She's wasted away to an emaciated version of herself. her eyes are white. she smiles. with fangs.>

Pale as maggots. and ready to make Machias beg....

<she snaps her fingers.>


*ELSEWHERE>>>> MACHIAS suddenly finds herself with a bongo-player super-glued to the skin of her back.>>>> she hears maniacal laughter...

he won't stop. he's cursed. and every time he hear's the word "Mango" he sings Ethal Murman Show Tunes !!!! ha ha haha....*

[Kameko]

:o

[Machias Banshee]

*Uses TK and rips the bongo player from her back*

Okay, Miss Kya Goober-snot, what are ya gonna try now?!

[kyabetsu]

a plague of mariachis-- disembodied mariachis. and mike ditka.

<poof!>

[Kameko]

*climbs out of pit*

Did someone say 'Mike Ditka'? :o AUGH!!!

*slips and falls back into hole*

Oh, maaaaan.... Can I get a little help down here? Please? Hello?

[kyabetsu]

of course sweetie. here.
<there's a trampoline at the very bottom of the pit.>
I'm not heartless. :P

[Kameko]

:teek: ...Oh, you're FUNNY....

Alright, time to practice a little forum magic...

*closes eyes, snaps fingers. A yellow puff of smoke envelops her, but when it clears, she hasn't moved*

Oh, peachy. :tgrumble:

[kyabetsu]

*a peach falls out of the sky and lands in the middle of the trampoline*

[Kameko]

:tsweatdr: *Looks up towards the heavens*

I'm bein' punished, aren't I?

[kyabetsu]

*a peach falls out of the sky and lands in the middle of the trampoline.*

[Kameko]

(((ACK! DOUBLE POST!!! KYA!!!)))

[kyabetsu]

uh. uh. you've got two peaches. I didn't want you to get hungry. are you thirsty?

[Kameko]

Thirsty? Well, actually-- :o NO!!! NOT THIRSTY AT ALL!!!

[kyabetsu]

pobrecita. I'm not THAT mean a hostess. I wouldn't leave you cold and wet in a pit with nothing but peaches to eat.

<Pitcher of iced water with a slice of lemon and a wedge of lime floating in it and a clean glass materialize on a hovering silver tray over the edge of the trampoline. a comfortable papasan chair springs into being under kam-chan's butt.>

the water's not drugged, enjoy your relaxation time. I'll send a masuess in directly... (who was your favorite turtle, dear?) and when you're ready to leave, you know the emergency exit is well-marked....

<BIG RED SIGN that SAYS "EXIT" Points to a large fire door in the wall of the pit.>

[Kameko]

(Actually at the moment, my fav turtle is Donny. Why? I dunno.)

*eyes water suspiciously*

To trust her or not to trust her...

[kyabetsu]

good choice. :twink: mine too...

<Donatello appears, 'beamed' into the room a la star trek. There's a cart full of heated towels, powders, and massage oils next to him. His confusion is evident. :teek: >

[Kameko]

(((:lol:)))

*gulp* Ummm, Kya... Heh, hi Donny... :toops:

[kyabetsu]

<Kya Uber-goth floats into the pit...> yes, kam-chan? :D

Tortuga Mia, Please slice up some peaches for Kameko-sama... pour her some water... treat her nicely. She's a guest.

<she leans close and whispers> I'd stay, but I tend to make the poor thing nervous when I'm in 'evil' mode. Leave whenever you wish and don't forget to tip him, huh? <pats Kameko on the cheek and floats off>

D:... :teek:

[Kameko]

:teek: I'll second that, man.... *gulp...again*

(((I g2g for the night. I'll try to get on in the next couple of days, if not, I'll be back Tuesday.)))

[kyabetsu]

OK! can't play "Sweet Talker, Betty Crocker" all night... they'll have enough fun in the pit without me... :P

I believe I was bathing the land in the scarlett ichor of the bloody blood of my foes...
yes... disembodied mariachias, Mike Ditka, there's a cursed bongo-player running around out there too and of course there's the James Taylor clones, with Durians from above.

seems a bit unfair doesn't it?

don't worry. the goodies always win anyways. :wink:

[Machias Banshee]

*Manifests giant tornado a.k.a., turns on the giant forum fan, blowing all thebad musicians and strange fruits out of the forums*

*picks up a giant water gun, pointing it at the evildoer*

You were saying? :evilgrin:

[kyabetsu]

<snaps her fingers. Machias is now 2 inches tall, or 5 cm if you swing that way, and smooshed under her own water gun>

yup. scarlett ichor.

[Machias Banshee]

NOt again!!! *groan* *pushes the water gun off of her, and runs to a nearby ant hill. sShe talks to the queen ant and tells her that a strange being is planning on attacking her colony. She sends out her legions, and they attack the evil Kya.*


oh yeah, forgot to mention...theyre FIRE ants... :evilgrin:

[kyabetsu]

I hate bugs.
<floods the landscape with malethyon>

if they come back, I'll just have to call terminex....

[Nturtle]

awwww... the off topic thread went off topic!!! *slunks off to find the sacred mango*

[kyabetsu]

naw not THAT far. y'all're still my enemies... i hust got distracted by so SUB-enemies....

psuedo-nemesies if you will

[Machias Banshee]

*the malethyon (?) soehow has a positive effect on Machias, and she rises from the ground, her normal beautiful hieght once again, her eyes flashing silver.*

that's it...I'm getting tired of this fight...I say we team up and get the lil mango obsessive worms!

[Nturtle]

uh-oh... :teek:

[kyabetsu]

LIZARD-QUEEN, YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL.
If you can tell me one thing, what color is chibi-splinter's nightie... not pink, b/c then his LIL' TOESY-WOESY-S won't stand out....

[Nturtle]

:tsweatdr: :tconfuse: :tconfuse:

[kyabetsu]

Quit gawking at the super-villians, and get a move on!!
<aims a swift kick at the air near Nturtle> git! Shoo! make up a plan or something! :flaming:

<it kills me that his team's gonna win in the end... no matter how hard we work at being evil...> :evil:

so I went with baby blue.
:P

[Machias Banshee]

*seductive voice* I look forward to glomping them all to oblivion, especially the Klepto-mangolomaniac...

Aww...I cant WAIT!!! *squeal* the shirt is pink, but i'll let it slide ;) :D

[kyabetsu]

ok, I'll be riiiight back. my scanner doesn't play well with my other programs... OH GAWD HE"S SOOOOO CUTE. i'm gonna die.

[Machias Banshee]

*bounces excitedly in her seat waiting*

[kyabetsu]

ok... he should be there... :D

Nturtle... sweetie (grin with fangs...) do you have a plan yet
<finger-walks up chest and taps on nose...> Man-go-chan?
:evilgrin:

[Machias Banshee]

*explodes, mushiness drips all over the post*

Awwwww......... :D :D :D :D :D :D :D that is undoubtedly , the CAH-YOOOTEST piccy i've ever seen!!!!!!!!!


*joins in tormenting Nturtle, gradually nestling her hands on the space between the carapace and the plastron, just around his waist, and in a seductive voice*

Mmm...Nturtle, DO you have any plans...yet?

[kyabetsu]

oh! I'm sorry I'm wearing entirely the wrong thing to seduce ANYBODY... well, maybe not Marilyn Manson, but we'll assume this poor turtle/mango fanatic doesn't go for that sort of thing...

<snaps her fingers... a purple haze smelling of honey-suckle and vanilla wafts through the room. Jessica Rabbit lays a purple glove along Nturtle's neck, her lips brush his cheek as she breathes her husky whispers into his ear>

You wanna tell me your dreams, sugar-shell?
:kgrin:

[Kali]

((*falls over, laughing hysterically*))

[Machias Banshee]

*clicks her fingers, going into the outfit Kali so wonerfully depicted.*

:evilgrin: *seductive voice* Yes, my little chile pepper, tell us what you know...and you will be rewarded beyond your imagination...*licks her lips, batting her eyes at Nturtle*

[kyabetsu]

<the redhead leans back, boobs bobbing, she snaps her fingers. :teek: >

No response. Sorry Lizard Borden, but it looks like we might as well go ahead and give him the ax. We broke his little mind.

pity. I thought turtles were a heartier breed.
:ohwell:

[azure turtle]

*sighs, and throws his gray cloak and magic staff away*
The Fellowship has fallen. I'm outta here. :razz:
*runs away from the thread*

[Kali]

Yeah, this isn't fun anymore. Not when we're like, the only two left. Wanna go for pizza, Azure? I can get us a birthday special.

[kyabetsu]

WHAT the heck kind of HERO runs out on the story?

sigh, hey Lizzy, lets pick Kameko and Donnie up from the pit and have some mango and sherbert in the steam room...

You cool with that?
:D

[Machias Banshee]

Absolutely! :D

[azure turtle]

Hey, I'm not the hero of this story. :goof: That's Nturtle! I was just playing the part of the old wizard who tried to guide him on his journey. Ah well... Pizza does sound good right about now. So Kali, where do we go from here? :anime:

[Kali]

*takes Azure's arm and leads him away* Well, there's this nice independent place just around the corner where you can get just about any topping you could imagine...

[Machias Banshee]

I'd LOVE it if Kali and Azure joined us...*offers a mango lassie to Azure, putting a hypnotic effect on the blue turtle*

[Kali]

*keeps hold of Azure's arm* No way! If anyone's seducing Azure, it's gonna be me!

[Cjd3458]

:roll: I guess the fellowship of the mango is coming to an end...

[azure turtle]

*blushes crimson*
Yep... I think we're done for, Cjd. I hope there's plenty of work for a retired Fellowship. :goofygri:
*stares at the mango lassie while Kali tugs at him*
Argh!! Such temptations!

[kyabetsu]

that's ok, you're more than welcome to join the "baddies" and our two lovely hostages, Kameko and DOnatello, in the steam room. We have mango and sherbert.

or you can go get pizza with the goodies.

or you can go your own way... there's a really fun room down at the end of the hall. ferrets EVERYWHERE. :P

[Kali]

A steam room? In towels? Well, heck, why didn't you say so! :evilgrin:

[kyabetsu]

thought i did... it's been a long thread.

join us in the steam room of ~EVIL~
(it's just like the steamroom of ~GOOD~ except that it's Co-Ed) <shrug> go figure.

[Machias Banshee]

*changes to a just barely fitting white towel that envelopes her beautiful body*

Let's go...I claim a spot by azure... :)

[kyabetsu]

O-BEE Kay-BEE...

<snaps fingers everybody in Towels... in steam room... Kameko is asleep in the papasan from the pit... Donatello looks like he's been goosed :teek: ... Kya still looks like Jessica Rabbit>

Oh! i'm sorry, i forgot the sherbert and mangos.

<claps her hands twice... chilled silver bowls appear>

THere, everybody cozy?
<wraps one of Donnie's arms around herself> :evilgrin:

[Kali]

*rests her head on Azure's shoulder* Isn't this nice?

[kyabetsu]

aaaahhhh
<Kya stretches and as she relaxes, she returns to her normal self.>

Whoops! <She hastily readjusts the towel.>
There, that's better. Now I fit perfectly... <the little latin girl is now lap-sized... She curls up on Donnie's lap>

sure, being tall has it's perks, but <snuggle> sometimes i just gotta be me...

<mumbling> Se calma, tortuga. <she lays her head on his plastron, taking his hand in hers, she massages his palm... for the first time in this thread Donatello relaxes. :tcool: > bueno querido...

[azure turtle]

*blushes crimson*
Well... This is new. :goofygri:

[kyabetsu]

<sleepy>
Que esta de nuevo, azure?

you blush every two minutes. Nuthin' new about that, chiquito... :P

[Cjd3458]

I think the idea for pizza is fresh in my mind so yall women and turtles can relax in the steam room.... :roll:

[kyabetsu]

certainly, um, let me unlock the ~EVIL HIDEOUT~ or you'll wander the labrynith until you die of thirst or David Bowie.

<snaps her fingers and big door labelled EXIT appears>

good night!

[azure turtle]

you blush every two minutes. Nuthin' new about that, chiquito... :P
Yeah, I suppose that's true. :anime:

[kyabetsu]

I'm going to retire for the evening... but I'm not so evil as to kick you out of the ~EVIL~ steam room. In fact, y'all have the run of the entire ~EVIL HIDEOUT~

Mind you don't mess with the evil winged cats. or the Vug under the Rug. :wink:

if you need anything, just ask Alex Trebeck, here... <Alex Trebeck smiles and waves from the corner seat where he wasn't a minute ago> when you talk to him, be sure you phrase it in the form of a question... otherwise, he just gets all messed up. :roll: <he's not there anymore>

Oh, and if you wanna leave, just give David Bowie a good kick in the shins. Don't worry, you can't hurt him. He's a muppet. :P

buenas noches. :D

<she leaves you with Donnie :tcool: , a Kameko sleeping in a papasan chair :sleep: , and the other guests...>

[azure turtle]

*is a little confused, but waves farewell to Kya*
So... What happened to Alex Trebek? :embarass:

[kyabetsu]

<Alex Trebeck pops up from nowhere>

that is correct azure
"What happened to Alex Trebeck?" earned you $200 and a mango. :)

<AT is gone again>

[Kali]

Oh, THAT'S gonna be helpful! He just repeats what we say and gives us stuff.

[kyabetsu]

:lol:
<disembodied voice> :roll: Kali, try Asking him FOR SOMETHING... :P he's really very good at what he does. Aren't you, Alex?

<AT pops up>
yes "Aren't you, Alex?" is the RIGHT question.
you get $300 and a puppy.
<he disappears>

:D

[Machias Banshee]

oH i like that, lemmee try...

Did you know youre very handsome, alex? :D

[kyabetsu]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
<AT poof appears>
yes, "very handsome?"
that's $400 to Machias and a Sherpa.
<AT disappears>

[Machias Banshee]

Sherpa? *pockets the money*

[kyabetsu]

sherpa: Yo. :|

[Kali]

Alex, may I snap a towel at you?

[Machias Banshee]

Uh...What IS a sherpa?

[enigma-1]

It's a Himalayana mountian guide.

[Machias Banshee]

Ah...*arches an eyebrow*

Can i trade my sherpa?

[enigma-1]

Never know, having a sherpa could come in handy. They know those mountains better than anyone. Except for the Yeti of course.

[kyabetsu]

((((:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:)))
sherpa:Hey lady, Sherpas are tibetan people, indigenous to Nepal and famous for mountain climbing and being skilled guides.

<AT on>
yes towel?
bus fare and THE DAILY DOUBLE
the answer is: don't push me sister.
<AT off>

[enigma-1]

Didn't I already say that?

[Machias Banshee]

Can i still trade him? I dont plan on seeing the Himilayas anytime in the future...

[Kali]

*clutches onto Azure* Azure! Alex is threatening me! *buries her head in his shoulder*

[enigma-1]

*shrugs*

[kyabetsu]

don't taunt the insomniac. :dead: :cry:

and yeah, you can trade him for a copy of our home game.

[Machias Banshee]

Uh... :sweatdro: Never mind...

*goes and releases the sherpa into the wild*

[kyabetsu]

sherpa: yeeee! yub! yub! (sundry ewok noises) he approaches the tree line and his family timidly step from the shadows. he turns around and waves hesitantly... "bie Mac." He spins around and embraces his wife and children. The disappear into the underbrush.

a sharp cry is heard and a puma runs off with the sherpa in its jaws. :o

Kya: hhh... nature red of tooth and claw... for the record, nature in the ~EVIL HIDEOUT~ is particularly red. :|

[Machias Banshee]

:teek:

*thud*

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