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The Defibrillator
05-12-2004, 10:36 AM
A very controversial subject, one might say.

05-12-2004, 10:37 AM
Oh my God, I hate you!!! Ninjas AND Asian Women?! Argh! Um......................ASIAN WOMEN!

ThirdMarioBro
05-12-2004, 10:40 AM
He asks as though he dosen't know what we will choose.

ASIAN WOMEN!

Peanut
05-12-2004, 10:43 AM
Wow, look what those two picked! What a surprise!

The Defibrillator
05-12-2004, 10:43 AM
Well, if Asian women weren't on there, what would you choose?

kyabetsu
05-12-2004, 10:45 AM
um... so i suppose Asian Ninja-Femme Robo-Pirates are out of the question?

05-12-2004, 10:47 AM
I'd choose ninjas if asian women weren't on there, of course.

Mondo J. Gecko
05-12-2004, 10:48 AM
ninja's all the way.... they just kick so much ass...

The Defibrillator
05-12-2004, 11:53 AM
WELL then, mr. reptilian.

Have you ever seen a ninja destroy a universe? Or shoot someone in the head with and atomic raygun? Or make you food right out of his stomach? Or clean dishes? Or speak a billion languages? Or crush a skyscraper in one foul swoop?

I have seen robots do all of these things, plus:

read books ridiculously fast
pick any lock ever made
plant bombs
clean up my room
and many others

I have spoken.

Mondo J. Gecko
05-12-2004, 12:02 PM
WELL then, mr. reptilian.

Have you ever seen a ninja destroy a universe? Or shoot someone in the head with and atomic raygun? Or make you food right out of his stomach? Or clean dishes? Or speak a billion languages? Or crush a skyscraper in one foul swoop?

I have seen robots do all of these things, plus:

read books ridiculously fast
pick any lock ever made
plant bombs
clean up my room
and many others

I have spoken.

what happens if I say I HAVE seen a ninja do these things? what then Mr.Hobbit?? hmmm, what then? :blanksta:

Peanut
05-12-2004, 12:24 PM
Pirates speak the best. Hands down.

Mondo J. Gecko
05-12-2004, 01:19 PM
8)
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Ninjas shall rule the world
whether they be flaming or non-flaming, Turtle or Gaiden, Bad or good
Ninjas shall rule the world
As it is, and As it shall be forever
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NINJAS RULE!!!
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8)

Raven
05-12-2004, 02:05 PM
whats this for?

damnhooligan
05-12-2004, 05:37 PM
Pirates.

And, what the hell? No zombies?

MW8979
05-12-2004, 06:20 PM
Robots of course. Transformers anyone?

Anonymous
05-12-2004, 06:22 PM
Ninja's...pirate's...ninja's...pirate's...

AAAAAAAAAAH help! I can't choose! :sick:

Peanut
05-12-2004, 06:50 PM
NINJAS? You're all biased! Pirates are the rulers of this world!

Taloniss
05-12-2004, 06:53 PM
NINJAS? You're all biased! Pirates are the rulers of this world!

Until a giant robot steps on them.

Peanut
05-12-2004, 06:57 PM
Damn. You got me.

kyabetsu
05-12-2004, 07:00 PM
i still want asian ninja-femme robo-pirates.


i won't settle for anything less!

Eye of Sarnath
05-12-2004, 09:39 PM
My vote goes to pirates. They don't get half the respect they deserve.

The Defibrillator
05-12-2004, 09:48 PM
...whether they be flaming or non-flaming...

What? Like homosexual?

whats this for?

I work for the US census. They asked me to conduct some research on this topic.

And, what the hell? No zombies?

Zombies, bah!


i still want asian ninja-femme robo-pirates.

Hmmm. I'll see what I can do.

Voltron
05-12-2004, 11:39 PM
So what exactly are we choosing these things for? Answers would be different if the one chosen was to be tossed into white hot liquid metal.

Caster_Troy
05-13-2004, 12:28 AM
Pirates. Always pirates. Think about it.

Unless the choice is robot ninja pirates, of course.

GK Punk
05-13-2004, 12:42 AM
Pirates. Always pirates. Think about it.

Unless the choice is robot ninja pirates, of course.

Indeed my friend. Indeed.

Caster_Troy
05-13-2004, 12:54 AM
I thought you'd be all over the Asian women like a fat kid on a smartie... what gives?

GK Punk
05-13-2004, 12:55 AM
Asian girls are a dime a dozen. Especially in California. I'm all about Pirates. one day I hope to be one.

damnhooligan
05-13-2004, 01:24 AM
Pirates are few and far between. A dyin' breed, they be.

Caster_Troy
05-13-2004, 01:25 AM
i see, well, then - it might interest you to know that I AM a pirate. I surf the waves of Kazza and take as I please. Ar, it be a good life.

damnhooligan
05-13-2004, 01:28 AM
Yarr, nice. I jes' sail up and down the Rhine River plunderin' medication and coin purses from old German people on slow-movin' riverboats.

It's a livin'.

Caster_Troy
05-13-2004, 01:33 AM
Ar, that it be, that it be.

That Matt Guy
05-13-2004, 04:29 AM
Robots, built in space. By Martians.

The Defibrillator
05-13-2004, 09:33 AM
Ninjas are in the lead? What is this?

damnhooligan
05-13-2004, 09:38 AM
Ninjas are in the lead? What is this?
A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles forum. Biased by nature.

Peanut
05-13-2004, 10:09 AM
PIRATES PEOPLE! Come on!

MGMae
05-13-2004, 10:26 AM
Ninjas all the way baby.

Because no one expects a ninja!

And maybe Pirates on the weekends. Ninjas with part time jobs as Pirates. Ninja gotta eat too you know.

The Defibrillator
05-13-2004, 10:35 AM
Ninjas are in the lead? What is this?
A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles forum. Biased by nature.

Whatever happened to the Teenage Mutant Robot Turtles?

Peanut
05-13-2004, 10:38 AM
Ninjas are in the lead? What is this?
A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles forum. Biased by nature.

Whatever happened to the Teenage Mutant Robot Turtles?

They were made to walk the plank.

Voltron
05-13-2004, 02:07 PM
I choose little Cambodian girls!

Hannah
05-13-2004, 02:08 PM
Asian women? Ugh.
I'm choosing Ninjas.8)

The Defibrillator
05-13-2004, 04:32 PM
You guys all suck at this. You have to defend your choice! Posting it is not enough.

Caster_Troy
05-14-2004, 02:30 AM
Okay. Pirates are cool. There, good defence.

But in case you want better, here. 30 reasons pirates are better.

1. They get the girl (always - maybe not right away, and not always one girl, but they get it. 1000+ cases of syphilis can't be wrong).
2. Pirates get a ship. Often a fast, mean-looking one.
3. They can sneak around on land as well as on the sea - quiet as a whisper, then - at most any time, yell “Yar!” “Ar!” “Har!” “Yo-ho!” or some other such thing at the tops of their lungs.
4. They have guns, cannons AND swords.
5. You can refer to them as ‘seamen’ and be correct whilst sounding dirty.
6. Pirates are bad, but you like them and cheer for them - at least some small way, no matter what.
7. They can be devious, cunning, conniving, funny, intense, intelligent, or even just plain stupid, and still come out of it smelling like a rose, and a million times richer then when they started.
8. They were feared.
9. They were loved and romanticized.
10. Pirates were allowed to stink. In fact some were thought better of if they did.
11. Pirates could pull off wearing poofy shirts and tight pants and still look intimidating.
12. Walking the plank. How cool is that!?
13. They have been portrayed by such awesome actors as Tim Curry, Johnny Depp, Geoffery Rush, Jon English, Anthony Quinn, Peter Ustinov, Dustin Hoffman, to name a few.
14. Pirate ship = sailing vessel of ghosts, death and legend.
15. You can be a good pirate and still be bad. You can be a bad pirate and still be good.
16. Captain Hook.
17. Pirates can romance, sail, duel, behead someone, sink a ship, get laid, get drunk, land in jail, break out of jail, steal, battle unthinkable odds, out smart those in charge, bribe, lie, cheat, pillage and still come off incurably cordial, and normally will do the aforementioned things all in the same night.
18. The word ‘booty’.
19. Because robots and ninjas haven’t humiliated the navy… yet. (I’m pretty sure the Asian girls have, though.)
20. Captain Jack Sparrow.
21. Because to this day you can still ’pirate’ things.
22. They never had to look for a place to hide the body.
23. Alcohol, and lots of it.
24. You could be an unscrupulous thief, and still have honour and morals.
25. Years of training mean nothing against years of experience.
26. Pirates don’t rust.
27. Pirates CAN be Asian girls or ninjas.
28. They can read the stars and the waves.
29. Most, in actuality, were evil and bloodthirsty and people don’t seem to care - the like them anyway.
30. The “Dwed Piwate Wabborts!”

And you all thought I was going to be a typical girl and say "Jack Sparrow's hot." Heh...

That Matt Guy
05-14-2004, 02:32 AM
Okay, really how much time did you put into all of that?

Caster_Troy
05-14-2004, 02:34 AM
Not as much as one would think.

GK Punk
05-14-2004, 04:08 AM
Cas, you know I love you but I see nothing about pirates drinking Rum. Work out your priorities!

kyabetsu
05-14-2004, 04:12 AM
...no rum...
and no mention of the pirate booze: GROG!
AND no mention of the COOL PIRATE PROSTHESES: the HOOK HAND, the GLASS EYE, and the PEG LEG!!


oh and i found an example of a robo-pirate. not QUITE an Asian Ninja-femme robo-pirate... but i haven't given up hope.

http://www.toyarchive.com/STAForSale/NEW2001+/Thundercats/HammerhandLoose2a.jpg
IT'S CAPTAIN HAMMERHAND from THE THUNDERCATS!!
((yar.))

raphael_is_cool
05-14-2004, 04:38 AM
Looks like more of a Viking. I think I have an episode with him in on tape

That Matt Guy
05-14-2004, 08:10 AM
He'd be a cyborg, not a robot.

kyabetsu
05-14-2004, 08:41 AM
you all live to destroy my dreams.

Voltron
05-14-2004, 08:53 AM
Hammerhand! That scurvy dog...

Caster_Troy
05-15-2004, 06:53 AM
Cas, you know I love you but I see nothing about pirates drinking Rum. Work out your priorities!

Um, dude, you know I love you too, but not all pirates drink rum...



Man give them 30 they want 30-f*ckin-1.

ThirdMarioBro
05-15-2004, 08:16 AM
Asian girls are a dime a dozen. Especially in California. I'm all about Pirates. one day I hope to be one.

According to Sony and the Music Industry, we're all pirates.
All I can say is, ARRRRHHHH me maytes. :D

GK Punk
05-15-2004, 05:44 PM
Of course All Pirates drink Rum! What were you thinking!

Caster_Troy
05-17-2004, 07:20 AM
Ah yes... silly me.

Wingnut
05-17-2004, 09:52 AM
Of course All Pirates drink Rum! What were you thinking!
Hell,Captain Morgan makes it,bottles it,and then sells it himself.