Randomly thinking random thoughts about random subjects....

Then one day a milking machine ripped his lips off.

Who, me?
Yes You.
Couldn't be.
F*** you.

Don't you dare get gravy on those!

I feel numb, like the edge.

What? Me? In a Skirt? I'm not a girlaphant!

During the last Century I have found the prettiest little particle of dust. And with dust I shall find a cu- o my geez I lost it!

Let's go attend a wedding!

I hate gas!

Sure, you can paint with beads!

Rock on, people!

We have the best-maintained can opener on the block.

Let's get ready to party!

How come my tongue can't taste my tongue?

What the heck was that?

I refuse to describe your feet!

I'd hate to be in a world with mosquitoes as big as cars.

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^ I don't tell you how to live your life!

I cannot tell a lie! Oh wait, I just did.

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^*ooc that was the funniest thing ever*

I refuse to admit that this morning I ran to the moon with only the clothes on my back and a rancid bottle of milk. It wasn't me. It was the clown next door.

^^ just won a can of jelly beans.

Stop acting like a fungus.

Okay, I totally didn't steal the cookies from the cookie jar.

The tree appears to be a gigantic music box.

Wow. That cloud is shaped like a dog.

I once taught cheese how to drive.

Thomas the Train just appeared on my roof.

I'm Batman.

Dancing buffaloes eat ice cream on the Equator.

Aaah! It burns! It burrrns!

Stop lights are cool.

Ooooh, pretty colors. Look at all the pretty colors.

OH MY GOODNESS LOOK!! IT'S A...IT'S A...oh it's a pie.

Ice cream is awesome.

Mwahahahahaha!!! Why am I laughing?

Because you're so happy maybe?

if i had superpowers, that would be awesome

FACK

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