"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. There they are a standing in a row. Pink ones, small ones, some as big as your head."

Wanna know what audio book I think would be awesome: Sir Patrick Stewart Reads the King James Bible.

Ladodadee, we like to partee.

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

Hadukan!!!!!!!!!!!

Watch that first step. It's a real lulu.

Aerosmith. Led Zeppelin. AC DC. These are all bands

Gonna get snow tonight. Not cool.

"Now I'm 120% cooler! I even got guns!" says Rainbine.

That cat's something I can't explain.

So, who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?

Morgan freeman can make anything seem interesting.

Imagine Morgan Freeman reading out your birth certificate?

Tomorrow's the first day of spring and yet we're supposed to get snow. Weird huh?

There was a king who ruled the land
His majesty was in command
With silver eyes the scarlet eagle
Showered silver on the people
Oh Mother, tell me more

supercalafragalistic dino boner sauce with tea

Would you care for some more deep fried W-2 forms, Mr. Goldfish?

I'm clucking your forever cluck.

dreamed some random gameshow host came up to me and said
 

What if I told you you could have ice cream... with Grandmother willow!

"Nobody wants to be the last one there...." Okay, I'm listening to Nickelback....

Oh, how the wind is blowing!

You know, Captain, every year of my life I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and the best is to fix our attention on the good and the beautiful. If you just take the time to look at it.

hehehe Guess what I'm watching?

Sheldon is an idiot.... Yeah, I'm watching Big Bang Theory.

Damn, that wind is STILL strong.

"Oooh-kla-homa, where the wind comes sweeping down the plains....!" Sorry, Bubbly, you just reminded me of that song, LOL!!

Ha, that's funny, Duckie.

Still walking in a winter wonderland.

Walking around in women's underwear. (Lol, now I'm going to have Twisted Christmas stuck in my head....)

Now I have the twelve pains of Christmas stuck in my head. Thanks guys! haha It's April, and here I am thinking about Christmas and craving chocolate covered cherries and pretzels. Also thinking about that old M&M's commercial where they meet Santa. "He does exist!"

I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like.

It's got a basket, a bell that rings and

Things to make it look good.

I put the fun in funeral.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
I put the hot in psychotic.

Ooo chimpanze that, monkey news!

Ah, nothing like an English podcast to round out my day. :)

ROFL! Ah-HA! I KNEW someone else listened to those songs!

Hmm, if Elvis is alive, is he impersonating himself? (He actually did that in a contest once- and ended up third. True story....)

Did they expect us to treat them with any respect?

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Sick of these constant weather changes. Why can't it just stay one temperature? Why do we have to go from hot to cold?

There are no vegetables in this abbatoir.

Give someone an electric Guitar to pose with or play, and they immediately look 70% cooler.

"If life is so fair, then why do roses have thorns?"

Every Roseeeeeeeee has it's Thornnnnnnnnnnnn.

Just like everyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy night has it's dawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

:D

The peach is not inadequate!