You know, Captain, every year of my life I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and the best is to fix our attention on the good and the beautiful. If you just take the time to look at it.

hehehe Guess what I'm watching?

Sheldon is an idiot.... Yeah, I'm watching Big Bang Theory.

Damn, that wind is STILL strong.

"Oooh-kla-homa, where the wind comes sweeping down the plains....!" Sorry, Bubbly, you just reminded me of that song, LOL!!

Ha, that's funny, Duckie.

Still walking in a winter wonderland.

Walking around in women's underwear. (Lol, now I'm going to have Twisted Christmas stuck in my head....)

Now I have the twelve pains of Christmas stuck in my head. Thanks guys! haha It's April, and here I am thinking about Christmas and craving chocolate covered cherries and pretzels. Also thinking about that old M&M's commercial where they meet Santa. "He does exist!"

I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like.

It's got a basket, a bell that rings and

Things to make it look good.

I put the fun in funeral.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
I put the hot in psychotic.

Ooo chimpanze that, monkey news!

Ah, nothing like an English podcast to round out my day. :)

ROFL! Ah-HA! I KNEW someone else listened to those songs!

Hmm, if Elvis is alive, is he impersonating himself? (He actually did that in a contest once- and ended up third. True story....)

Did they expect us to treat them with any respect?

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Sick of these constant weather changes. Why can't it just stay one temperature? Why do we have to go from hot to cold?

There are no vegetables in this abbatoir.

Give someone an electric Guitar to pose with or play, and they immediately look 70% cooler.

"If life is so fair, then why do roses have thorns?"

Every Roseeeeeeeee has it's Thornnnnnnnnnnnn.

Just like everyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy night has it's dawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

:D

The peach is not inadequate!