Randomly thinking random thoughts about random subjects....

Then one day a milking machine ripped his lips off.

Who, me?
Yes You.
Couldn't be.
F*** you.

Don't you dare get gravy on those!

I feel numb, like the edge.

What? Me? In a Skirt? I'm not a girlaphant!

During the last Century I have found the prettiest little particle of dust. And with dust I shall find a cu- o my geez I lost it!

Let's go attend a wedding!

I hate gas!

Sure, you can paint with beads!

Rock on, people!

We have the best-maintained can opener on the block.

Let's get ready to party!

How come my tongue can't taste my tongue?

What the heck was that?

I refuse to describe your feet!

I'd hate to be in a world with mosquitoes as big as cars.

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^ I don't tell you how to live your life!

I cannot tell a lie! Oh wait, I just did.