Bumble bees are cool. I like chocolate milk.

I hate bumble bees, but I agree about the chocolate milk. Yum.

Man, that's alloooot of dogs to walk! And worlds to go around. Those are about the only yoyo tricks I've heard of so that's all I got lol.

My coffee pot sounds allot like Darth Vader. And I should have bought chocolate milk while grocery shopping. No bumblebees though. Whenever someone mentions bees, I always think of honeynut cheerios. As for the most random things people say, I remember going to a Walmart in college. I was down the gaming isle and all of a sudden I hear this guy who sounded allot like Foghorn Leghorn from the old WB toons blurt out,"Rice cakes!" So over the next week or so my buddies and I would randomly shout that out.

Tomorrow is Tuesday and you're not!

Browsing the forums while listening to 'Turtle power'.

AWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH....

fax machin u

Rain, rain, go away. Come again another day.

Pppppppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnttttttttttttttttt!!!!

Stupid headaches. I wanna punch you in the face but you don't have one.

The kitty loves pizza.

Mmmm. Bundt cake. *drools*

Silly rabbit, carrot cakes are for humans!

Going through a classic British rock marathon.

So awesome

Babnaba. It's a dyslexic banana.

Hey la. Hey la. My toilet's back.

Hey-na, hey-na, my cat is black! No, really. I have a sweet little black cat named Demona. (Yes, named after the Gargoyles character.) She's my little witch-cat familiar.

New TMNT is almost an hour away. Woot!

Looks like you had a bit too much retardagen there, freak butt face!

That was not aimed at anyone, just to be clear in case someone got all uppity over it.
Just doing my Mikey thing!

hwduiwhfuiefhenidnfioejotjeit

Banging on the keyboard is SO fun! :D

Blah Blah Blah, Hate lake effect snow.

Age is only a number... And a jail cell is only a room. It may not be the best room to be in; nor is it a room one wants to be in, but it is.

Why must lake effect snow come here today? Can't it go somewhere else?

Lake effect snow should go to the North Pole. I'm sure Santa could use it.

Unfortunately, it's here now. So horrible.

Troll lolololol

Screwba-chewba!!!

Snow snow go away. Come again another day.

Mercy is for the weak....
.... and so are pink condoms.

Let's get rowdy, people!

A E I O UUUUUUUU UUUUUU. I keel youuu

Why must it get dark so early?

Oh, sip on a soggy spoon!

Sip and tip and then blip.

Cowakasha!

Booyakabunga!

Pork Pie + Sausage roll = Meaning of life.

Rainy days+ sinus headaches=Torture.

"Die Monster! You don't belong in this world!"