^ I'm foolish, but I'm not on the chain of fools, sweetie pie!

^ Open wide and say "AGH!"

^ Sorry. I'm not Sylvester.

Am I supposed to say "Booyakasha"?

*Laughs like a maniac* Hahahaa, i need to slice stuff! *slice* My katana needs to feed! *slice* hahahaaa! *slice* haha *slice* hahaaa.

^ Change! Ya got change!

I can't wait to go play poker with my friend Garfield.

^ What do you mean we're out of cheesecake?

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^^ I couldn't be prouder!

^ "I'm so happy I can barely breathe!"

^^ I wish they made these in another flavor.

^ I need a hair cut.

^ wassssuuupppp!

^^ I decided to join a book club.

Don't f**k with a girl who has the dragon eye.

^ I can't get this bo staff out of me!

"I know where Jimmy Hoffa is.... He's in my bag."

You forgot to water my plants, now you are going down.

"Where are you, Soichiro-sama?"