Games On Thrones
 

Trouble's brewing. That third chalupa was a bad idea. You gotta go. It's gonna be brutal, maybe painful, and take quite a while. Not only that, but your phone is out of reach and low on power.

Are you prepared to pass the time efficiently?

What do you do when you have to go and have no phone?

I never understood these jokes because I don't get how people have so much time to spend on toilets. The longest part for me is actually wiping and cleaning, which isn't gonna let me do anything else since I need my hands for that.

I think people need more fiber.

The same thing I did before smartphones, get lost in deep thought, reflect on life, take in the aroma, and become enlightened.

Amen. I eat a sh*tload (pun intended) of Taco Bell, too. Never once have I have a a round trip to the toilet that’s lasted more than five minutes.