Turtle found with $53 million worth of cocaine, no evidence it is Michelangelo
 

https://www.bleedingcool.com/2017/12...michaelangelo/

Looks like that Anti-Drug PSA with Cartoon All Stars was all just a cover up!

I'd be more worried if it was a slider, though the sea turtle might still be an acquaintance. lol "...wielding some kind of pontoon weapon..." :lol:

Poor thing though, at least it was spotted and able to be freed. Hopefully it'll be a little less nosy in the future and avoid being an accomplice to drug smuggling.

Judging by so many Instagram posts these past few months, Michelangelo doesn't need another scandal attached to his name...

But is there anything to suggest it may be his dealer :P ?

Or his supplier. Might be where the pizza money comes from to feed his real addiction. He's selling for the sea turtle, getting a cut of the cash in return. The users he sells to in NYC are just convinced they're hallucinating and he's not really a giant talking Turtle that they're buying from.

ROFLMAO!! I could buy that. I don't see Michelangelo as an actual drug user, but a seller? THAT I could see him doing. Gotta get the pizza money from SOMEWHERE....

Somehow I doubt his brothers quite know what is going on, so there's a bit family drama once they (and dear old dad) figure it out. Some are gonna react better than others... lol

I don't know, I could see Donnie doing this too. God knows he would do anything to fund his science experiments and inventions

I don't see any of the Turtles as being users... physically fit and toned, trained and whatnot. Splinter would kick all their collective tails til the other side of never.

Maybe it's the secret ingredient of the Infini-tea :lol:

Now it all makes sense. How do the turtles afford all their furniture, tvs, food etc.?

"We gotta cook, Michelangelo."

Well cocaine is an upper. Maybe that's how they stay so active.....

For a sec I almost read that sans comma. :lol: (Next, "let's eat grandma.")