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Today, in Dungeons and Dragons...
We're doing a one-shot game where we're all half-elf rogues (though my character is "half half-elf" and half dwarf), since it would be my last game for four months before I go to Ohio for the summer.
An important NPC gnome child kicked one of my guildmates in the crotch.
DM rolled a 20.
And 9 damage.
The context is even weirder.
(Also, a cockatrice we were fighting completely missed attacking us and hit the ground so hard it got a concussion. So one of my guildmates
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