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Old 10-03-2016, 09:45 PM   #86
snake
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Originally Posted by Shark_Blade View Post
Why so surprised? There's so many things to love with Ep.1 tbh.

Qui-Gon Jinn - Liam Neeson, hello? He's spoken like a true master, so gripping.
Young Obi Wan Kenobi - Ewan McGregor. Mhhmm, nuff said.
Queen Amidala - Natalie Portman. Strong female. Best wardrobe.
Darth Maul - the best villain in the entire series imo.
Planet Naboo and the Palace infrastructure. So beautiful.
Coruscant and the committee hearing place, so grand.

Kickass music of the entire series imo: Duel of Fates. Best climax fighting of jedis vs sith. So much more.
1. Qui Gon is a dumbass character that does nothing except bore the audience until he f*cks off and dies

2. Obi Wan sits in the ship and complains the entire movie

3. Darth Maul had 0 character. What a cool halloween costume.

4. Yeah, Naboo was nice. It didn't feel very star wars though

5. Nothing of interest happens on Coruscant.

Your reasons for liking the movie are all visual. If it's eye candy, you like it. Notice how you didn't mention the great writing, emotional moments, or the effect the movie had on you? Why not? Because the Phantom Menace has none of that and it sucks.
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