Friends find out that I've never seen a movie, freak out and loudly berate me with phrases like "What do you mean you've never seen Planet of the Apes!?" or "Dude, EVERYBODY has seen Airplane!" or "You GOTTA see The Fifth Element!"
Then they force me to sit down and watch it with them, and I usually don't like it.
Screw the Fifth Element.
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