Over a decade ago, I saw a TMNT cartoon (aka the 2003 one) which featured Donatello in a future where Mikey had one of his arm's gone, Leo was pretty much blind, Raph had lost an eye, and everyone died at the end except Donatello and an older April. And Donny killed Shredder.
That's 10x darker than anything in these movies. And that was a Saturday Morning Cartoon.
This crap, on the other hand? Has farting rhinos/pigs, a GQ Casey Jones, boners, and a nunchucking vehicle that also shoots sewer lids.
What edge is he talking about? The edge of the cliff that fans wanted to jump off of after watching these stupid things?
The only thing dark about these movies is the BS these people are shoveling into faces.
With all due respect to Mr. Kevin Eastman...but please remind us again about those 'Fight Scenes reminiscent of The Raid & Fist of Legend' that you said would be in these films.
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