Some of these stories are... not what I would consider "crazy" lmao
I've almost died three times. Once being crushed by a garage door with no laser sensor, once when a failed back-flip dropped me into a pool unconscious, and once in a wreck where my car hydroplaned off the highway and rolled eight times. That was the first car I drove that was totaled. Of the seven cars I've used as my primary transport in the past, two were sold, four were totaled, one lemoned out (we should totally start a thread about car stories)