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Originally Posted by Leo656
Sporks.
Although I promise you, with time and motivation, I could - and would - still sever someone's jugular with a spork.
So after that... who knows?
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Spork assassin!!!
And am I the only one who suddenly thought of that line from Robin Hood Prince of Thieves?
"I'll cut out his heart with a spoon!"
"Why a spoon, cousin? Why not a knife or a fork?"
"Because it's DULL, you twit! It'll HURT more!"
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