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Originally Posted by IndigoErth
I'm thinking maybe... hmm... yes.. The tampon laying in the grimy bottom of Megan Fox's purse for two weeks, patiently waiting for it's moment. And then right when he thinks his day has come, her hand reaching for him in the depths of her purse, his big moment in all of bloody Megan Fox glory is upon him...she hands him to her celeb friend's young, awkward personal assistant who then dashes for the bathroom.
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Boy, if I weren't already married...
That's like poetry, baby.