Tonight at the thrift shop I spent $10 I really didn't want to spend, but I like to think it's worth it:
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It's called the Totes Tabletop Pool Table. There's one available for $26 shipped on eBay right now.
The light bulb is from a very old vanity I bought at the same thrift shop a few days ago for $3; I took it apart to get to its four miniature lightbulbs. I will either use them for lighting my sewer lair that I am increasingly certain I am going to make, or attach them to some wacky device that'll serve as one of Don's inventions.