I'm all in.
I'll even go so far as to pay a $100 bonus to whoever guesses what bizarre, possibly perverted quirk he exudes that finally ends the relationship.
My guess? He constantly rants about using the wayback machine to venture through time so he can have sex with centaurs.
Any takers?
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