The entire thing was conceived in sin. It was never going to be any good.
Remember, the very earliest development of the film including making the Turtles and all the mutants aliens, just to make the origin easier for the scriptwriters to explain away quickly, with the rationale for the change being, "Well c'mon, who even gives a sh*t, it's just Ninja Turtles. People can't possibly give a sh*t. Can they?"
THAT specific group of people was incapable of ever making a good TMNT movie happen. It's all right there in their priorities, which were never kept secret. "This is a cheap-o nostalgic cash grab aimed at kids too young to give a sh*t and adults too dumb to care."
Lo and behold, that's exactly who liked and defended that piece of sh*t.
But yeah, it ever NOT being trash was never even an option, given the "creative" department involved.
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