LOL Dave, I figured you were joking. Either that or you were going to break out the drums and start smearing yourself with bear fat.
But yeah, plastron - I'm constantly looking at other people; sometimes it's sexual but a lot of the time it's more of a thing where I'm just aesthetically enjoying the body in its natural form... I mean, we don't often get the chance to see other bodies that aren't photoshopped, cellulite-free, hairless, toned and tanned, so really it's more a harmless curiosity thing on my part.
As far as the toilet seat thing goes - dude, in my house, that sh*t stays down for one very simple reason: my favorite cat likes to jump up and sit on there, and he does not look before he leaps. Cue a soggy, toilet-water-covered cat being chased around the house by me and then having to bathe him... it does not result in happy fun times for anyone involved.
