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I always snicker when I see a "news" headline about two grown adult celebrities who've decided to mash genitals. "BREAKING NEWS: __________ Is Dating __________!"
Not they're not. They're not "dating"; they're not 15 year old kids who are gonna go see a movie and split a sampler at Denny's after; they're f*cking. "________ Is F*cking _________." Maybe they'll go to dinner, but that's just practical, that's not what the arrangement is about. Nobody "dates" after high school; grown-ups audition potential f*ck buddies, they don't "date". Say what you mean, damn it.
It's just as silly as when old single people introduce someone as their "girlfriend", or "Lady friend" if they're really old. I know that "This is my friend Agnes, who I f*ck after bingo sometimes" is kind of a mouthful, but again, at least it's honest.
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