Yeah, I was joking about the masculinity thing, but not so much about the invasion of privacy.
One thing I've noticed is that, if I wake up and have to go to the bathroom, I will often be so exhausted that I can't actually stand up to urinate. In that event I tend to sit down. That erodes my masculinity because, well...I'm peeing like a girl. But I just don't have the energy to stand straight. And even if I did, my co-ordination at that point would make the act akin to Oliver Reed playing Call of Duty.
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