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I'm generally all for keeping the chickens at home barefoot and pregnant - and for the love of God, off of the goddamn roads where people try and drive - but I think the world is already full of stupid people and we don't need too many more. So I'm gonna call Ixnay on them pumping out large numbers of festering hellspawn.
Maybe Paramount can pay them to sit at home and weave. Lord knows there's an all-time low in the number of people who can successfully work a loom. Maybe it's a racist, sexist conspiracy.
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