Now I'm petless (cruel fate) but I used to have the brightest dachshund on Earth. And for some time I even had 2 dogs:
This pic is old, it was shot in 1997 or 1998. The left guy's name's Gogo, he was with me for almost 16,5 years (he passed away about 2 weeks ago). The right one is Mickey, he was Gogo's younger brother. We had him for some time but then my mother gave him to my grandma - and he served her well till his death in 1999.