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Old 05-23-2017, 06:19 PM   #120
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Originally Posted by Prowler View Post
Me: "I don't smoke weed."

Them: "Oh so you're against it?"

No, idiots. Just because I don't partake in something doesn't mean I'm against other people doing it. Not everything is about being pro or against something, for God's sake. I simply don't find smoking pot interesting.

Don't feel bad. I get the same response when I give that answer if it comes up. In my case, when they ask if I'm against it I say "no, I'm ALLERGIC!!" and they give me this dumbfounded look as if they never even imagined that was even POSSIBLE! Like they never thought someone might actually have a legitimate physical/medical reason for avoiding it??!! Blows their minds every time.
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