06-01-2019, 07:52 PM | #1 |
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TMNT: WHERE ARE THEY NOW? [Semi-Parody]
The Turtles have fallen on hard times since their last adventure in 1990. They've all fallen victim to substance abuse problems as well as drugs and homelessness. But when Splinter dies (a death in the family) Donatello (now an entrepreneur and writer) brings his brothers back together to help them get back on their feet
This is sort of a joke but I'd actually love to see a Logan-style sequel to the original movie. Showing the aged Turtles at their lowest points, coming back together to mourn Splinter as a the Foot (led by Karai) take over NYC once again. They could adapt City At War
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06-01-2019, 07:57 PM | #2 |
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Holy **** raph what did they do to you
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06-02-2019, 09:19 AM | #3 |
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Sick and twisted and hilarious...
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06-03-2019, 11:55 AM | #4 |
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So there are now two Donatellos, Raph has been tortured while Leo has got a permanent neck spasm in his old age...
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06-04-2019, 02:49 PM | #5 | |
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Raph is doing a little better. But poor guy is hallucinating, he thinks he's Donnie
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06-04-2019, 03:40 PM | #6 |
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Oh god... lol We could do like modern anti-drug posters for the 21st century with this. Just say no to Meth, kids.
Given their lack of access to healthcare and just having to put up with whatever ails them, there's probably a good chance one or more of them might end up falling into the opioids epidemic.... |
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06-06-2019, 06:18 PM | #8 |
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What about April?
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06-07-2019, 01:19 PM | #9 |
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Looking at those makes me sad
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06-15-2019, 08:51 PM | #10 |
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06-17-2019, 12:23 PM | #11 |
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06-17-2019, 04:49 PM | #12 |
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He's the smart one, the guy can probably back up his life choices with actual research or general knowledge that helps keep him out of trouble.
Would think Leo would steer clear of trouble well enough himself, but he looks like he was too willing to give it his all one too many times and tangled with the wrong enemy. Or a Mack truck, perhaps. That's what it looks like when you can't get healthcare nor physical therapy to overcome your injuries. |
06-18-2019, 06:00 AM | #13 |
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07-11-2019, 01:22 PM | #15 |
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In the lower pics, the second one is Donatello and the fourth is Leo. Who recolored the headbands in those pics?
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