Another New He-Man Netflix Cartoon separate from Kevin Smiths

[Original TMNT Cartoon Fan]

Actually, Masters of the Universe was rebooted in 2002 (series launched in August that year) and not 2003. 2003 (February) was TMNT.

[Leo656]

Thanks. Close enough for government work.

I often cite from memory when it comes to dates, and memory is fallible.

[drgon78]

Personally I would prefer a continuation of the 2002 series.

[Leo656]

Yeah, I'd be fine with that too, but I never had any expectations towards that.

[TommyT]

Revelations may actually be about Teela taking on the mantel of He-man after all.

[ZariusTwo]

Originally Posted by TommyT

Revelations may actually be about Teela taking on the mantel of He-man after all.

I'm fine with this, just don't make her a f*cking lesbo

[Leo656]

Can't she be bisexual? Lots of people are bisexual. Especially chicks. They love it!

Cuz I'd definitely love to watch Teela chow down, but I'd also like to slip her the D while she's doing it. I think she seems like the type to be okay with that. I don't see why it has to be one or the other.

[ZariusTwo]

Originally Posted by Leo656

Can't she be bisexual? Lots of people are bisexual. Especially chicks. They love it!

So long as she chooses Adam by the end of it, or takes them both on as endgame, I'm game for it...just feel like going the gay route is too soon after She-Ra.

[TommyT]

Like I said before, Teela is definitely more gay than She-ra ever was.
And don’t forget, Chasing Amy...

[Coola Yagami]

IDK... kinda sick of the stereotype that just cause a woman is kinda tough she must be gay. By that logic Ripley and Sarah Connor must be hella gay.

[TommyT]

Originally Posted by Coola Yagami

IDK... kinda sick of the stereotype that just cause a woman is kinda tough she must be gay. By that logic Ripley and Sarah Connor must be hella gay.

They aren’t?

[Leo656]

All females are implicitly and latently bisexual. They just don't all act on the impulse.

Chicks are way more laid-back around naked chicks than dudes are around naked dudes. Chicks hug and kiss each other. Chicks get drunk in college and do things they'll only tell their Diary and the Confession booth.

Chicks are inherently pretty gay. It's just that most of them also like dick. Which is awesome.

Frankly, I don't trust anyone who sees a nice pair of tits and doesn't just wanna dive face-first into that sh*t. To me it's the strictly-straight chicks who are the weird ones. Who doesn't love tits? Those types are spies for the lizard people.

[Coola Yagami]

Originally Posted by Leo656

All females are implicitly and latently bisexual. They just don't all act on the impulse.

Chicks are way more laid-back around naked chicks than dudes are around naked dudes. Chicks hug and kiss each other. Chicks get drunk in college and do things they'll only tell their Diary and the Confession booth.

Chicks are inherently pretty gay. It's just that most of them also like dick. Which is awesome.

Frankly, I don't trust anyone who sees a nice pair of tits and doesn't just wanna dive face-first into that sh*t. To me it's the strictly-straight chicks who are the weird ones. Who doesn't love tits? Those types are spies for the lizard people.

Hmmmm you might be right. I've seen plenty of examples in my life but isn't there some sort of limit where like a girl can tell another girl is hot but doesn't necessarily want to bang her?

[TommyT]

Originally Posted by Coola Yagami

Hmmmm you might be right. I've seen plenty of examples in my life but isn't there some sort of limit where like a girl can tell another girl is hot but doesn't necessarily want to bang her?

Everybody likes boobs.

I think it goes like this:

Boobs
Dick/Vag
Butthole.

In that order.

[Leo656]

Originally Posted by Coola Yagami

but isn't there some sort of limit where like a girl can tell another girl is hot but doesn't necessarily want to bang her?

Not if I'm bookin' it.

[IndigoErth]

Do I need to come here with a Nerf bat? Do I need to set it on fire before using it?

[Leo656]

((Adjusts glasses))

Looks like another closet-case self-loather, to me!

((Taps couch)) C'mon. Have a seat. Tell me all about it. I'm certified.

...Not in psychiatry, but in other stuff. This sh*t I can just wing it.

Look, maybe I make a lot of broad generalizations... or generalizations about broads. All I know is, I would never, ever want to interfere with the magical, celestial kind of love that can only occur between one woman and another woman, as was God and Nature's plan.

God gave us Schnapps so hot girls would kiss and tickle each other, and he gave us cell phone cameras so that guys would always be able to watch and say, "That's awesome."

So it was written, so it shall come to pass: "Whosoever sees a finely-mounted rack and denyeth thy impulse to motorboat that sh*t, shall be branded a weirdo."

Check your Bible. It's in there. Right after the part about how car insurance is a scam.

[IndigoErth]

I see the foam bat won't be enough... brb.

Now all you boys kiss before I reach for the steel.

*puts on electricians gloves and wraps live write around it*

Come on now. Lets have it. Mansplain me, will ya.

[Leo656]

Dude, guys don't kiss. That's gay.

[IndigoErth]

Suuuure... that's what they all say.