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In the light of this an obvious question: what they gonna do about forks?
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06-01-2018, 02:38 AM | #42 |
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Sporks.
Although I promise you, with time and motivation, I could - and would - still sever someone's jugular with a spork. So after that... who knows?
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Aim higher: try to decapitate someone with a tea spoon!!
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Spork assassin!!! And am I the only one who suddenly thought of that line from Robin Hood Prince of Thieves? "I'll cut out his heart with a spoon!" "Why a spoon, cousin? Why not a knife or a fork?" "Because it's DULL, you twit! It'll HURT more!"
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I like that movie.
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06-01-2018, 09:46 AM | #46 |
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Oh, they will find something else to go after. Trust me. Gotta save lives!
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Canes, maybe. You could beat somebody to death with a stout enough cane or walking stick.
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06-01-2018, 10:58 AM | #48 |
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and with some proper training in hapkido, kali, goju-shorei karate or bartitsu, you know exactly where and how to strike with a cane.
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They're are titanium umbrellas out there that can chop a watermelon in half.
Of course they have the NHS there, so it's a lot easier for people who need health care to get it.
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Whatever it takes. In 2040 it will be mandatory to walk in public in a plastic bubble suit... it might save lives.
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How about potato peelers? Good thing the UK is removing those "offensive weapons".
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I love the direction this thread has taken.
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Pens and Pencils are kind of pointy. I was stabbed in the hand by one when I was a kid. I think we should ban'm.
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