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III | 11 | 23.91% | |
ootS | 35 | 76.09% | |
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03-25-2019, 09:21 PM | #21 |
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I think that despite the cheese, TMNT 3 had a story plot in there somewhere.
I still haven't had the desire to buy OOTS, or even the first BayTurtles movie. |
03-25-2019, 09:29 PM | #22 |
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Me neither, and they're positively clogging up every $5 bin I see.
Not worth it. I can buy a chicken caesar wrap for that and still have change left over.
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03-25-2019, 11:52 PM | #23 |
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Buy? I still haven't even watched OotS yet, with no plans existing ever to do so.
I'll watch it if someone wants to pay me to probably spit bile over it for an hour and a half.
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03-26-2019, 12:18 AM | #24 |
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Is is even a goddamned question? I’d watch TMNT3 100 times in a row before touching OOTS again.
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03-26-2019, 07:58 AM | #25 |
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I refuse to buy OotS. I only bought the first PD movie on DVD to get a discount on 9 movies I actually wanted when a local video rental went out of business, but I would not do the same for OotS.
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03-26-2019, 09:01 AM | #26 |
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TMNT II should be in this discussion... it is by far a worse movie than TMNT III
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03-28-2019, 03:09 AM | #27 |
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Oh, man. You and I are going to have to disagree, there. TMNT II wasn't anywhere near as good as the original, but it's also no where near as bad as III.
I'm voting for OotS, because I found the characterization in it lacking. The Turtles need to have their personalities shine through better. They're so wonderfully deep and nuanced. Everyone has their favorite, and I feel that a lot of that has to do with the personality they exude. Bay missed the mark on that. He basically just switched out the Transformers for the TMNT. They're waaaay too big and weird looking, too. Too much was happening in the design. It's distracting. III was crap, yes, but it still preserved the charm of the guys.
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03-28-2019, 09:51 AM | #28 |
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II was the mortal wound to the film franchise. III was the bullet to the brain, the mercy kill. Everything after is experiments in suck.
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03-28-2019, 11:58 AM | #29 |
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Do you think things could have gone differently if "Ninja Rap" was never born?
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03-28-2019, 08:05 PM | #31 | |
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I've only ever even SEEN "Batman & Robin" in 5/10-minute doses - by now I'm sure I've seen the entire thing, though, just out of order - and it's STILL one of the 5 Worst Movies I've Ever Seen. "Meet The Feebles" ranks higher. "Teenage Catgirls In Heat", though, I'd have to get back to you on.
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03-29-2019, 05:51 PM | #32 | |
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03-29-2019, 09:59 PM | #33 |
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I've seen it hundreds of times but even as a kid I recall feeling a tremendous sense of letdown. Because ain't no way anyone can argue that it's a good follow-up to the first movie. An "acceptable" kids movie in and of itself if you pretend the 1990 film never happened? Fair enough. But going from TMNT 1990 into "Secret of the Ooze" is like listening to Metallica's "Load" record right after listening to "Kill 'Em All". They don't fit together and have NOTHING in common, even if they're supposedly in the same universe. And I actually like "Load" quite a lot, but I fully confess that it sounds a lot better if you pretend a different band recorded it.
I wanted more of what I got in the first movie. I still want that. I'm never, ever going to get that, and I haaaaaaaaaate that fact more than I hate goddamn disco. So yeah, even to 9-year-old me, Part II was a misfire. It literally only "works" if you ignore the far-superior prequel, and WHY would anyone do that? Why would ANYONE say, "Y'know, to hell with your filet mignon, I think I'd rather eat a Sack O'Ten from White Castle and spend the next three days sh*tting blood." Who DOES that?
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03-29-2019, 10:13 PM | #34 | |
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If most kids were able to pretend that Razhar and Tokka were a Pig and a Rhino, I'm sure they were able to enjoy SoTo just as much as the first film.
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03-29-2019, 11:10 PM | #35 |
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Kids, perhaps. Kids also eat boogers and forget to not poop themselves.
Nobody should let what kids enjoy be any kind of objective standard of quality, and that really should go without saying.
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04-02-2019, 09:11 AM | #37 |
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TMNT III. Why?
Because it belonged to a movie series that showed so much promise at the start, and only got worse. Every time I see anything from SOTO or III, I think "this is supposed to be the same universe as TMNT 1990?" then I get mildly sad OTTS was objectively worse as a film, but it was the sequel to an equally terrible first film,so the quality didn't decrease or increase, it stayed the same
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04-02-2019, 04:40 PM | #38 |
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If "Batman and Robin" came out tomorrow exactly as it is it would make $2.4 billion dollars.
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04-02-2019, 06:03 PM | #39 |
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Even with nipples?
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04-02-2019, 07:25 PM | #40 |
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TMNT III is basically "Citizen Kane" compared to Michael Bay's nostril Turtle movies.
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