What are some of the weirdest phrases/quotes you have ever heard? - Page 2

*Papenbrook* · 02-02-2016, 05:03 PM

I found more quotes.

- " I crave pizza no more."
- " Look into my eyes..."
- " Thinking time..."
- " The world around me is as flat as a piece of paper."

DarkLightDragon · 02-02-2016, 05:05 PM

Every post you've made on this forum.

*Papenbrook* · 02-02-2016, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkLightDragon

Every post you've made on this forum.

What are some specific phrases/quotes, though?

Wingnut · 02-02-2016, 06:37 PM

Hot like a two dollar pistol.

*Ninturtle* · 02-02-2016, 06:54 PM

After I didn't let someone in school she said
" you're so flaw "
That's like the most idiotic grammatical mistakes I've heard in a while.

*Guitar_Raph* · 02-02-2016, 07:17 PM

Wake up & go to sleep. (Three Stooges)

~~Etsyturtle2~~ · 02-02-2016, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninturtle

After I didn't let someone in school she said
" you're so flaw "
That's like the most idiotic grammatical mistakes I've heard in a while.

That is awesome.

*IndigoErth* · 03-01-2016, 04:53 PM

Can't quote word for word, but overheard someone at work, who I guess might be pregnant, saying that her boyfriend's mother was telling her that she might even have twins, because twins run her her boyfriend's family.

It never seemed to dawn on her, nor the other woman she was talking to, that it doesn't work that way. Wow.

Lack of education or logic ability a little bit obvious there.

*Powder* · 03-01-2016, 05:06 PM

So sperm coming from a lineage known for twins means nothing, it'd only count were it the female who's had twin relatives? I didn't know that either.

*IndigoErth* · 03-01-2016, 05:16 PM

Far as I understand it, identical twins do not result from genetics and don't run in families. Fraternal twins can run in families (and I have a friend for whom it does and has a twin brother herself), but in that case it's of course two eggs which would be a genetic thing from the mother alone.

Maybe it's possible for a father to pass on a likelihood of it to a daughter? (Unless that's strictly through female genes.) But I don't think there's really any way for he himself to cause twins to happen.

*shuriken* · 03-01-2016, 09:14 PM

"Crush the chicken nuggets out of spite"

*Krutch* · 03-01-2016, 10:59 PM

I grew up in Hamilton, Ontario and instead of saying "Yeah, right!" or "As if!" we'd say "Nice head!"

*Krutch* · 03-02-2016, 08:42 AM

Hey look, I found it in Urban Dictionary

*Jephael* · 03-03-2016, 12:07 AM

Lisardo brings this up once in a while - In the Fred Wolf TMNT episode Plan Six from Outer Space Bebop and Rocksteady (cloaked to look human) kidnap April and take her to the basement of Channel 6. The Turtles eventually show up and just before their disguise wears off, this interesting line of dialogue happens...

DONATELLO: "Uh you two haven't seen April O' Neil, have you?"
BEBOP: "I never could see her!"

Lisa and I have both been perplexed by that line for the last couple of years. We thought perhaps it was meant to imply some sort of sexual innuendo like Bebop secretly has a boner for April or something.

*IndigoErth* · 03-03-2016, 04:39 PM

Not sure I've ever quite caught onto that line. Strange indeed. o.O

Though my immediate thought right now was, "Yes, Turtles, she's been a figment of your imagination all along. You only wished the reporter was your token human friend."

*shuriken* · 03-07-2016, 05:30 PM

Me: So you gonna hang out with Joe Fritz?
Fritz: Nah, he makes me sad.
Me: Why I thought you were cool?
Fritz: Yeah but I dunno. Somethings off about him. He smells weird.
Me: How does he smell?
Fritz: He smells like cigarettes and regret

*Cure* · 03-07-2016, 06:47 PM

How many Fritz's do you know?

*ToTheNines* · 03-07-2016, 07:33 PM

Are you alcoholism?

*shuriken* · 03-07-2016, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cure

How many Fritz's do you know?

Just one. Quite the character that Fritz.

*ProactiveMan* · 03-08-2016, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IndigoErth

Far as I understand it, identical twins do not result from genetics and don't run in families. Fraternal twins can run in families (and I have a friend for whom it does and has a twin brother herself), but in that case it's of course two eggs which would be a genetic thing from the mother alone.

Maybe it's possible for a father to pass on a likelihood of it to a daughter? (Unless that's strictly through female genes.) But I don't think there's really any way for he himself to cause twins to happen.

Interesting. I would think that a man could carry a genetic tendency towards hyper-ovulation... but I'm not sure.

It's odd that there isn't a genetic link to egg division, but it would seem that it is random. Very interesting.

02-02-2016, 06:37 PM	#24
Wingnut Mad Scientist Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Pao Pao Café Posts: 1,264	Hot like a two dollar pistol. __________________ "I'll be what I wanna do."

02-02-2016, 06:54 PM	#25
Ninturtle Mad Scientist Join Date: May 2014 Location: Earth Posts: 1,534	After I didn't let someone in school she said " you're so flaw " That's like the most idiotic grammatical mistakes I've heard in a while. Last edited by Ninturtle; 02-02-2016 at 07:03 PM.

02-02-2016, 07:17 PM	#26
Guitar_Raph Superhero musician Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Dallas, Texas Posts: 2,191	Wake up & go to sleep. (Three Stooges) __________________ Mikey drums with nunchucks!

03-01-2016, 05:06 PM	#29
Powder So tired of this place Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Shell Ri La Posts: 26,803	So sperm coming from a lineage known for twins means nothing, it'd only count were it the female who's had twin relatives? I didn't know that either. __________________ I'm convinced that none of you have ever experienced joy

03-01-2016, 09:14 PM	#31
shuriken Second City Shinobi Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Chi-town Posts: 4,182	"Crush the chicken nuggets out of spite" __________________ Some things are better left unsaid. This isn't one of them

02-02-2016, 05:03 PM	#21
Papenbrook The King of Nothing Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: No comment -_- ... Posts: 2,755	I found more quotes. - " I crave pizza no more." - " Look into my eyes..." - " Thinking time..." - " The world around me is as flat as a piece of paper."

02-02-2016, 05:05 PM	#22
DarkLightDragon Mad Scientist Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,026	Every post you've made on this forum.

03-01-2016, 04:53 PM	#28
IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 15,230	Can't quote word for word, but overheard someone at work, who I guess might be pregnant, saying that her boyfriend's mother was telling her that she might even have twins, because twins run her her boyfriend's family. It never seemed to dawn on her, nor the other woman she was talking to, that it doesn't work that way. Wow. Lack of education or logic ability a little bit obvious there.

03-01-2016, 05:16 PM	#30
IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 15,230	Far as I understand it, identical twins do not result from genetics and don't run in families. Fraternal twins can run in families (and I have a friend for whom it does and has a twin brother herself), but in that case it's of course two eggs which would be a genetic thing from the mother alone. Maybe it's possible for a father to pass on a likelihood of it to a daughter? (Unless that's strictly through female genes.) But I don't think there's really any way for he himself to cause twins to happen.

03-01-2016, 10:59 PM	#32
Krutch Like, stupid rich. Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Rawkzone Posts: 2,805	I grew up in Hamilton, Ontario and instead of saying "Yeah, right!" or "As if!" we'd say "Nice head!"

03-02-2016, 08:42 AM	#33
Krutch Like, stupid rich. Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Rawkzone Posts: 2,805	Hey look, I found it in Urban Dictionary

03-03-2016, 12:07 AM	#34
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,088	Lisardo brings this up once in a while - In the Fred Wolf TMNT episode Plan Six from Outer Space Bebop and Rocksteady (cloaked to look human) kidnap April and take her to the basement of Channel 6. The Turtles eventually show up and just before their disguise wears off, this interesting line of dialogue happens... DONATELLO: "Uh you two haven't seen April O' Neil, have you?" BEBOP: "I never could see her!" Lisa and I have both been perplexed by that line for the last couple of years. We thought perhaps it was meant to imply some sort of sexual innuendo like Bebop secretly has a boner for April or something. __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988 www.jephael.com

03-03-2016, 04:39 PM	#35
IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 15,230	Not sure I've ever quite caught onto that line. Strange indeed. o.O Though my immediate thought right now was, "Yes, Turtles, she's been a figment of your imagination all along. You only wished the reporter was your token human friend."

03-07-2016, 05:30 PM	#36
shuriken Second City Shinobi Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Chi-town Posts: 4,182	Me: So you gonna hang out with Joe Fritz? Fritz: Nah, he makes me sad. Me: Why I thought you were cool? Fritz: Yeah but I dunno. Somethings off about him. He smells weird. Me: How does he smell? Fritz: He smells like cigarettes and regret __________________ Some things are better left unsaid. This isn't one of them

03-07-2016, 06:47 PM	#37
Cure Y'all need Jesus Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 8,938	How many Fritz's do you know? __________________

03-07-2016, 07:33 PM	#38
ToTheNines [sic] Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 15,098	Are you alcoholism?

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