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Old 05-13-2016, 09:04 AM   #1
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NSFW Ninja Turtles Parody - TIMNT starring April O'Neil

So this was brought to my attention, and before people demand this thread be locked I'd like to point out that we discussed the TMNTA porno years ago without much incident. (http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/showthread.php?t=29174)

Anyways, I know most of you are familiar with adult film star April O'Neil, but she finally went and made a TMNT parody.

This is just the trailer, no nudity or sex acts.



Welcome to the multiverse, TIMNT. At the very least, the character designs are far superior to the PDMT movies.
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Old 05-13-2016, 09:38 AM   #2
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I watched the full video. It started as pretty standard adult entertainment and then got too weird by the end yet I couldn't turn away. Part of me regrets that.
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Old 05-13-2016, 10:19 AM   #3
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Well that trailer was... something.

Pretty decent for a fanmade tbh, and the April look is spot on.
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Old 05-13-2016, 11:46 AM   #4
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Old 05-13-2016, 12:05 PM   #5
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Porno Casey is more Casey like than Amell Jones
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Old 05-14-2016, 01:10 AM   #6
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I've always found porn parodies to be really stupid but that video pretty entertaining. The turtle customs are pretty good, Casey Jones does look decent and April O'Neil the porn star as April works great since her cosplay was always good. I think curiosity will get me to watch it but I do think it'll get really weird really quick. I don't even understand how anyone can get off to that but there are tons so I guess there's a market.


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Well I watched it and it's entertaining enough, I'll write my thoughts which I guess is NSFW but I don't really go into any real detail, for my review of the TMNT xxx adult parody, it's here.
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Old 05-14-2016, 02:51 AM   #7
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I did find it mildly amusing in certain parts of the trailer - the news report, Donatello's actions towards April's report, and Splinter's dialogue did crack a smile on my face.
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Old 05-14-2016, 02:59 AM   #8
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Porn stars always look so creepy looking. I would not touch her with a 10 foot pole.
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Old 05-14-2016, 07:43 AM   #9
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You really have to admire the attention to detail here. Porn parody or not, that is damned impressive.

It really drives home the shortcomings of PDMT. When a porno adapts characters better than the official movie, you know you done f*cked up.

Coincidentally, has anyone here seen "Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles"? I had the fortune of showing that one after a presentation on the history and impact of TMNT in a graduate level media class. The part at the end about the Turtles' anatomically correct endowments got a lot of raised eyebrows and nervous laughter.
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Old 05-14-2016, 07:47 AM   #10
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By seeing the trailer, I am scarred for life. But the TMNT / Casey Jones costumes are pretty good, same with April. Splinter was incredibly scary, though.
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Old 05-14-2016, 09:04 AM   #11
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Ya know, I actually came accross that recently. As always, I'll take her as April O'Neil over Cybercubed's Melissa Benoist as Supergirl.
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Old 05-14-2016, 12:12 PM   #12
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Ya know, I actually came accross that recently. As always, I'll take her as April O'Neil over Cybercubed's Melissa Benoist as Supergirl.
Do you think she's a better actress than Megan Fox?
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Do you think she's a better actress than Megan Fox?
Megan Fox isn't an actress. She just sits there and looks pretty.
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Old 05-14-2016, 07:51 PM   #14
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Where in the hell did they get the budget to have decent looking turtle outfits?
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Old 05-15-2016, 09:50 AM   #15
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Do you think she's a better actress than Megan Fox?
Ha. That brings up a funny question. Who did a better job acting in their portrayal of April O'Neil: this girl or Megan Fox?
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Ooooo. That's an easy question to answer.

April O'Neil (yep, that is the porn star's name), portrayed April O'Neil better than Megan Fox could portray April O'Neil.
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Old 05-15-2016, 07:36 PM   #17
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That's just ridiculous but if I guess you have to say it to sound cool on the internet.
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Old 05-15-2016, 11:37 PM   #18
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If I want to be really cool, I go do sh*t that I actually enjoy doing and have a blast doing it.

Here, I just come to shoot an opinion or few, and converse with people (which is also cool.)

But if it makes you feel better, I did like Megan Fox in at least one movie, and that was the first Transformers movie.

However, I'm not totally sold on her portrayal as April O'Neil.
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Ooooo. That's an easy question to answer.

April O'Neil (yep, that is the porn star's name), portrayed April O'Neil better than Megan Fox could portray April O'Neil.
Are you judging this just on this trailer or have you watched the porn star April O'Neil "at work?" If its the latter I want details.
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