Breatharianism - A Totally Stupid Practice!

[Leo656]

Originally Posted by IndigoErth

Just for that, you only get walrus milk from now on. And milk it yourself.

I've done way worse to way bigger.

You should see some'a my ex-girlfriends, these days!!! HI-YOOOOOO!

[PizzaPower1985]

When I dabbled in veganism I did the almond milk thing. Cashew butter in place of real butter for baking purposes which is fukeing amazing!

I still only eat eggs if they're contained in a thing and will not eat meat, no way no how.

As far as "real" milk... Cheese is mostly my source. If there's CAKE! around then yeah, I'll drink skim cow's milk with CAKE! Goat's milk is pretty NASTY.

AND BISON MILK? (aka colostrum) You ever see liquid/melted margarine? That's what BISON MILK looks like. It smells like human urine and it tastes like somebody put whipped cream, sour cream, buttermilk, cottage cheese, and lard into a blender and tried to make a beverage. It's thicker than ice cream and hard to swallow.

There are only 2 words in the English language that ends with !... Is CAKE! and FREE!

[Leo656]

You forgot "CHINESE FOOD"! That gets a mandatory "!" as well. At least from this guy!

I'm sitting here looking at two giant tubs of soup full'a shrimp and chicken and pork, 16 wontons and four crabmeat sticks, thinking about how if I ever say I'm thinking of going vegetarian, please shoot me in the goddamn head because you'll know I'm an impostor and the real me is probably already dead.

No, seriously, I love this sh*t more than air. I become sexually aroused at the smell of Chinese Food (!). To say nothing of the taste and texture. But it's all part of the experience. I. LOVE. Chinese Food (!).

The buffet I used to go to had awesome sushi. I'm craving it so much lately. I would crime for their sushi. I might even porn for their sushi, I'unno. We'll see how long this shutdown lasts. Things might get pretty desperate!