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That's better, right?
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That's what the geniuses in the marketing department would have us believe.
So sure! Let's go with that!
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Spice up your gynecological maladies with NEW COOL RANCH YEAST INFECTIONS! ... Maybe Doritos should team up with Trojan for some cross-platform marketing!
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Why not try Jagged Doritos Crumbs, for the cool ranch edgy thrill you've been waiting for?!
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"RIBS FOR YOUR PLEASURE." I would absolutely patronize that establishment for their mastery of punnery and advertising.
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Heck, I'd be down for making that ad.
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Actually... come to think of it, we were already planning to take the in-laws out for dinner soon. Time to reinforce that YES, their daughter is EXTREMELY fortunate.
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02-06-2018, 04:08 PM | #29 |
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This is the best thread I have ever read on this forum I'm dying!
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Well that's what you get for cramming a tampon full of Cool Ranch crumbs up your orifice.
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Honestly, this is probably the most we've ribbed around without someone getting their pants in a wad, as far as I've seen.
Annnnd I've probably jinxed it.
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If my hootchamacooter was full of cool ranch Dorito dust I'd probably cry... However that would be one hell of an awkward gynecologist visit.
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Given the things that gynecologists have seen, it probably wouldn't be the absolute worst thing.
They have quite the...horror stories.
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Does that mean they can make the other chips more manly. Look for new concrete & turpentine Doritos in your local supermarket now.
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Coming soon: lumber and woodstain flavor
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So what you're asking for is for Doritos to have a power thirst makeover.
I can't argue that that would not be awesome.
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Ron Swanson chips
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In hindsight, that's probably the perfect comparison for Man Chips, since Lady Doritos is very likely something that Leslie Knope would get into all kinds of fuss over until she exhausts herself.
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