05-25-2017, 08:44 AM | #121 |
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(April screams loudly as do the Turtles.)
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05-25-2017, 09:38 AM | #122 |
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I'm dead! OMG I'm dead! Or, I'm dreaming! I must be dreaming!
Okay, THAT rat, I saw you in the subway, that explains you... and you guys...um... I have no idea where you came from...
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05-25-2017, 04:47 PM | #123 |
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If you will please just sit down and calm yourself. I will tell you where we came from.
It talks...
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05-25-2017, 05:23 PM | #124 |
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Splinter: "It is really quite simple, Miss O'Neil."
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05-25-2017, 05:34 PM | #125 |
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For fifteen years now, we have lived here. Before that time, I was a pet of my Master Yoshi. Mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the secret art of Ninja.
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05-25-2017, 07:14 PM | #126 |
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...wandering the sewers, scavenging for whatever I could find. And then, one day, I came upon a shattered glass jar and four baby turtles.
- That was us. Heh-heh. - Shut up.
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05-25-2017, 09:10 PM | #127 |
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The little ones were crawling in a strange growing mutagen. I gathered them up in an old coffee can, but when I awoke the next morning, I received a shock, for they had doubled in size!
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05-25-2017, 09:21 PM | #128 |
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I too had grown, particularly in intellect.
I was amazed at how intelligent they were, but nothing could have prepared me for what happened next: |
05-25-2017, 11:31 PM | #129 |
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One of them spoke.
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05-26-2017, 12:15 AM | #130 |
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Pizza. Pizza
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05-26-2017, 06:50 AM | #131 |
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More words followed, and I began their training, teaching them all I had learned from my master.
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05-26-2017, 07:06 AM | #132 |
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Radical. Radical. Radical.
And soon I gave them all names. Leonardo, Michelangelo... - That's me. ...Donatello, and Raphael.
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05-26-2017, 07:14 AM | #133 |
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I'm...not... dreaming, am I?
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05-27-2017, 07:38 AM | #134 |
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No, I'm afraid not.
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05-30-2017, 04:03 PM | #135 |
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Are you guys sure you know where you're going?
This is only 9th street, get it? Yeah. Hmm..Ok...(nervously)
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05-30-2017, 07:06 PM | #136 |
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I'd like to invite you all in, but I really don't have anything to offer you guys except for frozen pizza.
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05-30-2017, 07:36 PM | #137 |
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Let's go for it!
You said the magic word. |
05-30-2017, 10:39 PM | #138 |
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...You guys like pizza?
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05-31-2017, 02:41 AM | #139 |
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Ninja kick the damn rabbit!
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05-31-2017, 05:52 AM | #140 |
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