NSFW Ninja Turtles Parody - TIMNT starring April O'Neil

*ToTheNines* · 05-13-2016, 08:04 AM

So this was brought to my attention, and before people demand this thread be locked I'd like to point out that we discussed the TMNTA porno years ago without much incident. (http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/showthread.php?t=29174)

Anyways, I know most of you are familiar with adult film star April O'Neil, but she finally went and made a TMNT parody.

This is just the trailer, no nudity or sex acts.

Welcome to the multiverse, TIMNT. At the very least, the character designs are far superior to the PDMT movies.

nellyp · 05-13-2016, 08:38 AM

I watched the full video. It started as pretty standard adult entertainment and then got too weird by the end yet I couldn't turn away. Part of me regrets that.

*Shark_Blade* · 05-13-2016, 09:19 AM

Well that trailer was... something.

Pretty decent for a fanmade tbh, and the April look is spot on.

Zage · 05-13-2016, 10:46 AM

Interesting

*Autbot_Benz* · 05-13-2016, 11:05 AM

Porno Casey is more Casey like than Amell Jones

*sdp* · 05-14-2016, 12:10 AM

I've always found porn parodies to be really stupid but that video pretty entertaining. The turtle customs are pretty good, Casey Jones does look decent and April O'Neil the porn star as April works great since her cosplay was always good. I think curiosity will get me to watch it but I do think it'll get really weird really quick. I don't even understand how anyone can get off to that but there are tons so I guess there's a market.

Edit:
Well I watched it and it's entertaining enough, I'll write my thoughts which I guess is NSFW but I don't really go into any real detail, for my review of the TMNT xxx adult parody, it's here.

*DarkFell* · 05-14-2016, 01:51 AM

I did find it mildly amusing in certain parts of the trailer - the news report, Donatello's actions towards April's report, and Splinter's dialogue did crack a smile on my face.

*CyberCubed* · 05-14-2016, 01:59 AM

Porn stars always look so creepy looking. I would not touch her with a 10 foot pole.

*Spike Spiegel* · 05-14-2016, 06:43 AM

You really have to admire the attention to detail here. Porn parody or not, that is damned impressive.

It really drives home the shortcomings of PDMT. When a porno adapts characters better than the official movie, you know you done f*cked up.

Coincidentally, has anyone here seen "Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles"? I had the fortune of showing that one after a presentation on the history and impact of TMNT in a graduate level media class. The part at the end about the Turtles' anatomically correct endowments got a lot of raised eyebrows and nervous laughter.

~~Mew~~ · 05-14-2016, 06:47 AM

By seeing the trailer, I am scarred for life. But the TMNT / Casey Jones costumes are pretty good, same with April. Splinter was incredibly scary, though.

~~ABrown~~ · 05-14-2016, 08:04 AM

Ya know, I actually came accross that recently. As always, I'll take her as April O'Neil over Cybercubed's Melissa Benoist as Supergirl.

*Spike Spiegel* · 05-14-2016, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ABrown

Ya know, I actually came accross that recently. As always, I'll take her as April O'Neil over Cybercubed's Melissa Benoist as Supergirl.

Do you think she's a better actress than Megan Fox?

~~Mew~~ · 05-14-2016, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spike Spiegel

Do you think she's a better actress than Megan Fox?

Megan Fox isn't an actress. She just sits there and looks pretty.

*The Deadman* · 05-14-2016, 06:51 PM

Where in the hell did they get the budget to have decent looking turtle outfits?

~~ABrown~~ · 05-15-2016, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spike Spiegel

Do you think she's a better actress than Megan Fox?

Ha. That brings up a funny question. Who did a better job acting in their portrayal of April O'Neil: this girl or Megan Fox?

*DarkFell* · 05-15-2016, 05:14 PM

Ooooo. That's an easy question to answer.

April O'Neil (yep, that is the porn star's name), portrayed April O'Neil better than Megan Fox could portray April O'Neil.

*sdp* · 05-15-2016, 06:36 PM

That's just ridiculous but if I guess you have to say it to sound cool on the internet.

*DarkFell* · 05-15-2016, 10:37 PM

If I want to be really cool, I go do sh*t that I actually enjoy doing and have a blast doing it.

Here, I just come to shoot an opinion or few, and converse with people (which is also cool.)

But if it makes you feel better, I did like Megan Fox in at least one movie, and that was the first Transformers movie.

However, I'm not totally sold on her portrayal as April O'Neil.

*CyberCubed* · 05-15-2016, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkFell

Ooooo. That's an easy question to answer.

April O'Neil (yep, that is the porn star's name), portrayed April O'Neil better than Megan Fox could portray April O'Neil.

Are you judging this just on this trailer or have you watched the porn star April O'Neil "at work?" If its the latter I want details.

TerranigmaFreak · 05-16-2016, 03:30 AM

This is the gift from humanity to the future rulers of this planet. Cherish it well, for it is our greatest achievement.

05-13-2016, 08:04 AM	#1
ToTheNines [sic] Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 15,098	NSFW Ninja Turtles Parody - TIMNT starring April O'Neil So this was brought to my attention, and before people demand this thread be locked I'd like to point out that we discussed the TMNTA porno years ago without much incident. (http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/showthread.php?t=29174) Anyways, I know most of you are familiar with adult film star April O'Neil, but she finally went and made a TMNT parody. This is just the trailer, no nudity or sex acts. Welcome to the multiverse, TIMNT. At the very least, the character designs are far superior to the PDMT movies.

05-13-2016, 10:46 AM	#4
Zage Hench Mutant Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Abbotsford, BC, Canada Posts: 255	Interesting __________________ My top 10 "never been made" figures that I wanna see are: Dreadmon Ninjara Jagwar Roadkill Rodney Lt. Granitor generic Stone Warrior/ Rock Soldier {preferably a 2-pack, one orangy brown, the other bluish grey} Kid Terra Bookwurm /w/ Innardo Tora Shogun Do you ever wonder, if Baxter, as the fly, ever had the urge to eat poop?

05-13-2016, 11:05 AM	#5
Autbot_Benz Hellblazer Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Ventura California Posts: 8,278	Porno Casey is more Casey like than Amell Jones __________________ I respect what FW cartoon did for the turtles franchise but it is the most overrated and hard to watch of the 3 turtles cartoons.

05-14-2016, 12:10 AM	#6
sdp Megan Fox = April Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tokio, Italy Posts: 9,999	I've always found porn parodies to be really stupid but that video pretty entertaining. The turtle customs are pretty good, Casey Jones does look decent and April O'Neil the porn star as April works great since her cosplay was always good. I think curiosity will get me to watch it but I do think it'll get really weird really quick. I don't even understand how anyone can get off to that but there are tons so I guess there's a market. Edit: Well I watched it and it's entertaining enough, I'll write my thoughts which I guess is NSFW but I don't really go into any real detail, for my review of the TMNT xxx adult parody, it's here. __________________ *Bye* *TMNT !!! I'm unaliving tonight* Click to join The Drome Discord server Last edited by sdp; 09-22-2019 at 08:31 PM.

05-14-2016, 06:51 PM	#14
The Deadman Foot Elite Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Maryland Posts: 3,978	Where in the hell did they get the budget to have decent looking turtle outfits? __________________ Last Movie Watched: Hell House LLC (2015). Last TV Show Watched: Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog (S1:E29).

05-13-2016, 08:38 AM	#2
nellyp Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Moncton, NB, Canada Posts: 544	I watched the full video. It started as pretty standard adult entertainment and then got too weird by the end yet I couldn't turn away. Part of me regrets that.

05-13-2016, 09:19 AM	#3
Shark_Blade Emperor Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,902	Well that trailer was... something. Pretty decent for a fanmade tbh, and the April look is spot on.

05-14-2016, 01:59 AM	#8
CyberCubed Overlord Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 41,031	Porn stars always look so creepy looking. I would not touch her with a 10 foot pole.

05-14-2016, 06:47 AM	#10
~~Mew~~ Banned Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: In an apartment Posts: 3,159	By seeing the trailer, I am scarred for life. But the TMNT / Casey Jones costumes are pretty good, same with April. Splinter was incredibly scary, though.

05-14-2016, 08:04 AM	#11
~~ABrown~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 1,831	Ya know, I actually came accross that recently. As always, I'll take her as April O'Neil over Cybercubed's Melissa Benoist as Supergirl.

05-15-2016, 06:36 PM	#17
sdp Megan Fox = April Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tokio, Italy Posts: 9,999	That's just ridiculous but if I guess you have to say it to sound cool on the internet. __________________ *Bye* *TMNT !!! I'm unaliving tonight* Click to join The Drome Discord server

05-16-2016, 03:30 AM	#20
TerranigmaFreak Stone Warrior Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 715	This is the gift from humanity to the future rulers of this planet. Cherish it well, for it is our greatest achievement. __________________ First footage of the new R rated TMNT movie.