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Old 05-24-2016, 01:09 AM   #41
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Underage kids should not be spending their time watching porn. Or at least not too much of it. Remember, what you see in those videos is not what "real" sex is actually like.
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Old 05-24-2016, 03:39 AM   #42
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Old 05-25-2016, 04:40 PM   #43
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Underage kids should not be spending their time watching porn. Or at least not too much of it. Remember, what you see in those videos is not what "real" sex is actually like.
That's why I haven't seen any of it, some kids were talking about it, I asked my counselor about it, and she said it was fake ********.

but I really really really ****ing hate porn
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Old 05-25-2016, 04:45 PM   #44
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Old 05-25-2016, 06:28 PM   #45
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Old 05-25-2016, 06:30 PM   #46
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Old 05-26-2016, 01:09 AM   #47
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That's why I haven't seen any of it, some kids were talking about it, I asked my counselor about it, and she said it was fake ********.

but I really really really ****ing hate porn
For religious or ideological reasons?
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Old 05-30-2016, 08:23 PM   #48
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So, Brad Jones the Cinema Snob reviewed this...
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It was definitely not a kid's book.
That was the thing that always mystified me about the turn the franchise took when Eastman and Laird licensed the cartoon and the parallel comic book published by the same outfit that gave us Archie. The turtles' original origin story? The whole thing hinges on a for-Christ's-sake rape-murder!!!!
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Old 05-30-2016, 08:36 PM   #49
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For religious or ideological reasons?
I dunno man, he's a kid. Not everything is a big decision and not watching porn is perfectly fine IMO.

It's better than being addicted to it and having to fap multiple times a day
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Underage kids should not be spending their time watching porn. Or at least not too much of it. Remember, what you see in those videos is not what "real" sex is actually like.
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Old 05-31-2016, 04:01 AM   #52
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That's why I haven't seen any of it, some kids were talking about it, I asked my counselor about it, and she said it was fake ********.

but I really really really ****ing hate porn
Do you also hate movies, they are fake too you know? It's all acting.
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Remember, what you see in those videos is not what "real" sex is actually like.
Which videos, specifically...because...well

actually...

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Old 06-07-2016, 12:19 AM   #54
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I've seen porn stars comment that 'it's like getting paid to play sex' or something like that. I mean, most of the time they don't feel it anymore so all of their moans and whatnot are totally faked. Just take your mind to your happy place, make noise while you get pounded cause people love that donchaknow, and collect your paycheck.
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Old 06-07-2016, 12:09 PM   #55
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I've seen porn stars comment that 'it's like getting paid to play sex' or something like that. I mean, most of the time they don't feel it anymore so all of their moans and whatnot are totally faked. Just take your mind to your happy place, make noise while you get pounded cause people love that donchaknow, and collect your paycheck.
Their lesbian videos are all faked obviously, but if a girl is being double teamed by 2 or three guys she's going to feel it if she wants to or not.
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Old 06-07-2016, 05:52 PM   #57
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Their lesbian videos are all faked obviously, but if a girl is being double teamed by 2 or three guys she's going to feel it if she wants to or not.
Ladies and gentlemen: cybercubed. Your all time leader of posts on this forum.

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Old 06-07-2016, 05:55 PM   #58
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Their lesbian videos are all faked obviously, but if a girl is being double teamed by 2 or three guys she's going to feel it if she wants to or not.
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Ladies and gentlemen: cybercubed. Your all time leader of posts on this forum.

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Agreed! This is some amazing material.
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