TMNT: WHERE ARE THEY NOW? [Semi-Parody]

Leolead · 06-01-2019, 07:52 PM

The Turtles have fallen on hard times since their last adventure in 1990. They've all fallen victim to substance abuse problems as well as drugs and homelessness. But when Splinter dies (a death in the family) Donatello (now an entrepreneur and writer) brings his brothers back together to help them get back on their feet

This is sort of a joke but I'd actually love to see a Logan-style sequel to the original movie. Showing the aged Turtles at their lowest points, coming back together to mourn Splinter as a the Foot (led by Karai) take over NYC once again. They could adapt City At War

~~Sobble~~ · 06-01-2019, 07:57 PM

Holy **** raph what did they do to you

*IndigoErth* · 06-02-2019, 09:19 AM

Sick and twisted and hilarious...

*pferreira* · 06-03-2019, 11:55 AM

So there are now two Donatellos, Raph has been tortured while Leo has got a permanent neck spasm in his old age...

Leolead · 06-04-2019, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by pferreira

So there are now two Donatellos, Raph has been tortured while Leo has got a permanent neck spasm in his old age...

Well, Raph is hard on meth and that is what tends to happen

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Originally Posted by IndigoErth

Sick and twisted and hilarious...

Raph is doing a little better. But poor guy is hallucinating, he thinks he's Donnie

*IndigoErth* · 06-04-2019, 03:40 PM

Oh god... lol We could do like modern anti-drug posters for the 21st century with this. Just say no to Meth, kids.

Given their lack of access to healthcare and just having to put up with whatever ails them, there's probably a good chance one or more of them might end up falling into the opioids epidemic....

Leolead · 06-06-2019, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by IndigoErth

Oh god... lol We could do like modern anti-drug posters for the 21st century with this. Just say no to Meth, kids.

Given their lack of access to healthcare and just having to put up with whatever ails them, there's probably a good chance one or more of them might end up falling into the opioids epidemic....

*frank_one* · 06-06-2019, 06:18 PM

What about April?

*Whatswiththeheadbands?* · 06-07-2019, 01:19 PM

Looking at those makes me sad

*miru* · 06-15-2019, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Whatswiththeheadbands?

Looking at those makes me sad

Could you imagine how the cheaper costumes look today, if this is what happened to the Henson ones?

*pferreira* · 06-17-2019, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Leolead

Well, Raph is hard on meth and that is what tends to happen

Strangely Donatello on the right turned out fine.

*IndigoErth* · 06-17-2019, 04:49 PM

He's the smart one, the guy can probably back up his life choices with actual research or general knowledge that helps keep him out of trouble.

Would think Leo would steer clear of trouble well enough himself, but he looks like he was too willing to give it his all one too many times and tangled with the wrong enemy. Or a Mack truck, perhaps.

That's what it looks like when you can't get healthcare nor physical therapy to overcome your injuries.

*Shark_Blade* · 06-18-2019, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by frank_one

What about April?

She’s a famous milf currently active in the pornographic industry using the same name.

*pferreira* · 06-27-2019, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by IndigoErth

Would think Leo would steer clear of trouble well enough himself, but he looks like he was too willing to give it his all one too many times and tangled with the wrong enemy. Or a Mack truck, perhaps.

That's what it looks like when you can't get healthcare nor physical therapy to overcome your injuries.

That pic of Leo reminds me of this:

*Raph* · 07-11-2019, 01:22 PM

In the lower pics, the second one is Donatello and the fourth is Leo. Who recolored the headbands in those pics?

06-01-2019, 07:52 PM	#1
Leolead Stone Warrior Join Date: May 2014 Location: Cali Posts: 909	TMNT: WHERE ARE THEY NOW? [Semi-Parody] The Turtles have fallen on hard times since their last adventure in 1990. They've all fallen victim to substance abuse problems as well as drugs and homelessness. But when Splinter dies (a death in the family) Donatello (now an entrepreneur and writer) brings his brothers back together to help them get back on their feet This is sort of a joke but I'd actually love to see a Logan-style sequel to the original movie. Showing the aged Turtles at their lowest points, coming back together to mourn Splinter as a the Foot (led by Karai) take over NYC once again. They could adapt City At War __________________

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Whatswiththeheadbands? The Weed of Crime Join Date: May 2013 Location: The Shadow's Sanctum Posts: 3,006	Looking at those makes me sad __________________ Who knows what Evil lurks in the hearts of Men? The Shadow knows...

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Raph Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Netherlands, Rotterdam Posts: 1,844	In the lower pics, the second one is Donatello and the fourth is Leo. Who recolored the headbands in those pics? __________________

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06-01-2019, 07:57 PM	#2
~~Sobble~~ Banned Join Date: Apr 2019 Location: Galar Posts: 125	Holy **** raph what did they do to you

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IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 15,228	Sick and twisted and hilarious...

06-03-2019, 11:55 AM	#4
pferreira Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,514	So there are now two Donatellos, Raph has been tortured while Leo has got a permanent neck spasm in his old age...

06-04-2019, 03:40 PM	#6
IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 15,228	Oh god... lol We could do like modern anti-drug posters for the 21st century with this. Just say no to Meth, kids. Given their lack of access to healthcare and just having to put up with whatever ails them, there's probably a good chance one or more of them might end up falling into the opioids epidemic....

06-06-2019, 06:18 PM	#8
frank_one Mad Scientist Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Southern Europe Posts: 1,983	What about April?

06-17-2019, 04:49 PM	#12
IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 15,228	He's the smart one, the guy can probably back up his life choices with actual research or general knowledge that helps keep him out of trouble. Would think Leo would steer clear of trouble well enough himself, but he looks like he was too willing to give it his all one too many times and tangled with the wrong enemy. Or a Mack truck, perhaps. That's what it looks like when you can't get healthcare nor physical therapy to overcome your injuries.