Female Turtles movie?

*Andrew NDB* · 07-11-2016, 02:14 PM

Is it time for a female Turtles movie, like the Ghostbusters one? Should there be one?

*TurtleTitan97* · 07-11-2016, 02:17 PM

That picture gave me cancer.

*plastroncafe* · 07-11-2016, 02:19 PM

So a realistic mutation then!

*Candy Kappa* · 07-11-2016, 02:32 PM

It's time for shell tits. Move over Howard the Duck, your duck tits ain't dumb enough, we must go further.

*IndigoErth* · 07-11-2016, 02:41 PM

No... don't go Ghostbustering my Turtles. If they're going to get more women in there, I'd rather those who are their own good characters, not just gender swap because no one knows how to write cool original women well enough. Cripe, they got completely lost on any idea of what to do with Karai.

Realistically speaking... I'd rather a big alien turtle-like baddie who happens to be a girl and working for Krang. Like a big ass-kicking female Slash** of sorts, who easily gives our boys a run for their money. Go all out with the gnarly-looking alien turtle thing as far as design goes... not a Hollywood pinup design. Enough so that one of our Turtles by default says "he," and this alien pauses and glares at him saying, "Who you calling he?"

And leave any gender signifiers at just that (alongside a good voice, but use a woman with a deeper, strong tone, sort of like a female Nick Slash and suggests "evil alien" well enough) - NO alien/reptile boobs, etc.

**Inspired by Slash only, not just some genderbent version.

I kinda went to see this now. The writers need to look at fan ideas to pull bits if ideas from... they'd get better stories.

*Autbot_Benz* · 07-11-2016, 02:45 PM

enough with these stupid question topics they are nothing but clutter

*Vicky82* · 07-11-2016, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Autbot_Benz

enough with these stupid question topics they are nothing but clutter

Yeah I agree. Where the Mods, they've all seemed to have disappeared.

*CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy* · 07-11-2016, 03:00 PM

My Ignore List is growing. Couple of more levels and maybe it'll evolve...

*Candy Kappa* · 07-11-2016, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Vicky82

Yeah I agree. Where the Mods, they've all seemed to have disappeared.

We're on our own, the gods and the mods have left us to rot.

*snake* · 07-11-2016, 03:15 PM

I cast Leslie Jones as Raph

*Autbot_Benz* · 07-11-2016, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by snake

I cast Leslie Jones as Raph

please no Leslie Jones is hard enough to look at as it is

*TurtleWA* · 07-11-2016, 03:19 PM

How does someone determine when a question is not stupid and worth posting for discussion?

*snake* · 07-11-2016, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Autbot_Benz

please no Leslie Jones is hard enough to look at as it is

Spoiler:

*ToTheNines* · 07-11-2016, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snake

I cast Leslie Jones as Raph

I don't know if it was a turtle thing, or a mutant thing, but I'm pissed!

~~TMNTInsighter~~ · 07-11-2016, 05:58 PM

The new Ghostbusters movie, just like this idea, shows that if you aim for social points instead of quality points you're going to fail at both. Just ask Jenessa Robinson (The Guardian), Akila Hughes (Fusion), or even the Twitterverse because they'll accuse you of racism, bias, etc. anyway possible.

Cryomancer · 07-11-2016, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Candy Kappa

It's time for shell tits. Move over Howard the Duck, your duck tits ain't dumb enough, we must go further.

OT style mutation, they mutate from baby turtles into adult turtle-human hybrids and their tits grow under the plastron and crush their organs. Well ****, movie over.

~~Etsyturtle2~~ · 07-11-2016, 07:50 PM

I just noticed don is flat chested.

Yknow, each turtle's boobs Are telling of their personality. Mikey the more bouncy playfull one, Raph's big and intimidating, Leo's focused and neutral, Donnie's the nerd with no impressive bodily traits.

I like it.

*TheSkeletonMan939* · 07-11-2016, 08:11 PM

God dammit they've even got camel toes

*snake* · 07-11-2016, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Etsyturtle2

I just noticed don is flat chested.

Yknow, each turtle's boobs Are telling of their personality. Mikey the more bouncy playfull one, Raph's big and intimidating, Leo's focused and neutral, Donnie's the nerd with no impressive bodily traits.

I like it.

Raph's should be bigger if they were going for that. But holy sh*t did they overload on the hips.

*IndigoErth* · 07-11-2016, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSkeletonMan939

God dammit they've even got camel toes

Huh?

Can't unsee girl Raph. Need mind bleach/eraser. Okay, put the pants back.

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IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 15,218	No... don't go Ghostbustering my Turtles. If they're going to get more women in there, I'd rather those who are their own good characters, not just gender swap because no one knows how to write cool original women well enough. Cripe, they got completely lost on any idea of what to do with Karai. Realistically speaking... I'd rather a big alien turtle-like baddie who happens to be a girl and working for Krang. Like a big ass-kicking female Slash of sorts, who easily gives our boys a run for their money. Go all out with the gnarly-looking alien turtle thing as far as design goes... not a Hollywood pinup design. Enough so that one of our Turtles by default says "he," and this alien pauses and glares at him saying, "Who you calling he?" And leave any gender signifiers at just that (alongside a good voice, but use a woman with a deeper, strong tone, sort of like a female Nick Slash and suggests "evil alien" well enough) - NO alien/reptile boobs, etc. Inspired by Slash only, not just some genderbent version. I kinda went to see this now. The writers need to look at fan ideas to pull bits if ideas from... they'd get better stories. Last edited by IndigoErth; 07-11-2016 at 02:50 PM.

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07-11-2016, 05:58 PM	#15
~~TMNTInsighter~~ Banned Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: South Carolina Posts: 429	The new Ghostbusters movie, just like this idea, shows that if you aim for social points instead of quality points you're going to fail at both. Just ask Jenessa Robinson (The Guardian), Akila Hughes (Fusion), or even the Twitterverse because they'll accuse you of racism, bias, etc. anyway possible.

07-11-2016, 07:50 PM	#17
~~Etsyturtle2~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: stuff Posts: 1,721	I just noticed don is flat chested. Yknow, each turtle's boobs Are telling of their personality. Mikey the more bouncy playfull one, Raph's big and intimidating, Leo's focused and neutral, Donnie's the nerd with no impressive bodily traits. I like it.

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