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Old 03-14-2019, 10:20 AM   #1
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Kid decapitates himself after losing computer game

With a chainsaw, no less.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...GC_4fzTIWLaZCY
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Old 03-14-2019, 11:03 AM   #2
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If that's true, that's terrifying. Far easier ways to go out, kid...
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Old 03-14-2019, 12:44 PM   #3
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This has become a criminal case?

The killer is already dead.
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The biggest villains were the censors.
What they could do without being held back is my question.
Shredder could've done more than blow up the Channel Six building.
I don't mean as far as murdering Splinter, but think of the possibilities if censors were not an issue.
Shredder and Krang combined had the biggest arsenal of any villains in all of the cartoons.
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Old 03-14-2019, 12:51 PM   #4
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Lol what the f*ck
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Old 03-14-2019, 01:58 PM   #5
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Lol what the f*ck
News of the tragic weird, I guess. Either that or the Darwin Awards.
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Old 03-14-2019, 01:58 PM   #6
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Obviously, I have questions about the whole thing. Largely logistical ones...
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Old 03-14-2019, 02:09 PM   #7
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What the hell. Yeah, clearly there were already issues...

Pretty sad. But if he was enough of a nut to do that, well... I guess at least he won't someday be a 20-year-old nut that decides to shoot up a place instead.
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Old 03-14-2019, 02:10 PM   #8
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Obviously, I have questions about the whole thing. Largely logistical ones...
Same here. But also trying not to think about it too hard...

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What the hell. Yeah, clearly there were already issues...

Pretty sad. But if he was enough of a nut to do that, well... I guess at least he won't someday be a 20-year-old nut that decides to shoot up a place instead.
I didn't even think of that, but I can't argue with you now that you've brought it up. Tend to agree...
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Old 03-15-2019, 04:56 AM   #9
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Was the game Fortnite? That game is serious business.
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Old 03-15-2019, 09:48 AM   #10
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This may be FAKE... I hit up DemonAlukard, who lives in the same city in Russia, and apparently he's not heard one word about this anywhere.
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This may be FAKE... I hit up DemonAlukard, who lives in the same city in Russia, and apparently he's not heard one word about this anywhere.
Kinda seems like it would have to be.

Self-inflicted decapitation by chainsaw is a hard maneuver to pull off.
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Old 03-15-2019, 10:26 AM   #12
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Self-inflicted decapitation by chainsaw is a hard maneuver to pull off.
Hence my "logistics" wondering... it's possible, though, if one was creative enough.
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Old 03-15-2019, 10:54 AM   #13
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1. Set a chainsaw on the ground

2. Fall onto it head first so your neck hits the saw

Itís not that hard, guys.
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Old 03-15-2019, 11:05 AM   #14
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Or have the chainsaw on a rope from the ceiling. Lay down on the floor, and just sort of "lay it down" over your neck. Right?
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Hence my "logistics" wondering... it's possible, though, if one was creative enough.
Hell of a lot of trouble to go to. I can name a dozen or more ways that are super easy. As, I'm sure, can you.

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1. Set a chainsaw on the ground

2. Fall onto it head first so your neck hits the saw

Itís not that hard, guys.
That doesn't necessarily finish the job, though. Partial decap, you're bleeding out, spasming on the ground and twitching like a fish on a hook. Maybe you're already dead, maybe not.
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Old 03-15-2019, 11:33 AM   #16
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Swing the chainsaw around like the baby's umbilical cord in Freddy Got Fingered.
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Some of you have clearly given this a lot of thought and I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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