April O'Neil

[garsh]

She was attractive before she had work done, despite her super trashy persona. Since then, I just gotta second what Cubed said.

[Leo656]

Pretty much.

I mean, I'd still f*ck her but she was way better when she had her original head. There's something really off-putting about people who have such self-loathing that they spend the GDP of some small countries in order to deform themselves and call it "self-improvement". Like you KNOW they're broken inside so it's a wonder why anyone even gets involved with them. Especially when all their relationships end badly and they constantly trade in their partner for a "younger, hipper" model every few years.

Plastic Surgery addicts are a HUGE red flag.

[IMJ]

Originally Posted by sdp

lies lies, Megan Fox April is the best live action April, suck it Judith Hoag

https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-25-2016/hzxydy.gif

Best looking... Looking. I love Judith for the things I've seen recently that have hinted at who she is as a person, and she's cute as hell. But man... Paige and Megan. oof. Sex just drips off of those two onto the floor, man. I mean they all have their unique thing, it's not a nerd competition or anything, but I'm just sayin'. Judith was clearly the most competent April of the three. And that's probbbaaably true in real life too, although I admit I haven't seen much of real life Paige to be fair to her on that. I don't even want to bring Sarah Michelle Gellar into it - my head would explode trying to incorporate her into this analysis. Not as CGI. But as April. CGI April. But not.... -ahem- See?

-goes and watches STP's Sour Girl video- Which, for the record has both Sara Michelle Gellar and mutant bunny rabbits in it.

[Zachatello00]

Originally Posted by CyberCubed

It's weird how that's not even remotely attractive to me. She just comes across as "try hard"

Man, I totally agree! I'm not trying to bash her, but I've just never seen it, and never been able to articulate why until just now! Thank you!

[PizzaPower1985]

ya'll smoke too much crack! Judith Hoag has aged like fine wine. Gorgeous even today and a hell of an actress.

That Fox woman ages like... cheese... that's been sitting in the sun! And her acting skills are that of a young student... in the 3rd-grade play! Maybe that's harsh... but I don't care for her.

[LeotheLateBloomer]

Originally Posted by IndigoErth

Btw, the dumbest version of April has to be 2014.

What kind of lousy wannabe journalist are you that it totally escapes you that when you're trying to sneak and take a photo after dark your camera flash is going to give you away and standing there well lit yourself is not to your advantage.

https://i.imgur.com/IpLlDjy.jpg?1

https://i.imgur.com/jORXwBV.jpg?1

AND who the heck would utterly fail to assess this situation?

Sure, get totally distracted by the three figures celebrating and completely miss the massive "don't f*** with us" red flags in the body language of the guy standing apart from the rest. He's clearly very tense, guarded, big swords in hand, but sure, lets interfere, why not!

I mean, granted, after playing guard dog to his bothers, instead of going after her, Leo's reaction was to immediately climb a water tower instead , but she couldn't have predicted that. (He's mostly facing her, so he probably should have seen her pop up from behind the ledge and react immediately. But no, that makes too much sense.)

Definitely agree. Though I'd say she's the second worse version of April. (First goes to the Rise April)

[Coola Yagami]

Originally Posted by Leo656

Pretty much.

I mean, I'd still f*ck her but she was way better when she had her original head. There's something really off-putting about people who have such self-loathing that they spend the GDP of some small countries in order to deform themselves and call it "self-improvement". Like you KNOW they're broken inside so it's a wonder why anyone even gets involved with them. Especially when all their relationships end badly and they constantly trade in their partner for a "younger, hipper" model every few years.

Plastic Surgery addicts are a HUGE red flag.

I'd at least bang the 'April O'Neil' version of her, but I'm kinda afraid to know what Megan looks like nowadays.

[GoldMutant]

Originally Posted by CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy

I swear to God, every time you post, I understand you less.

If this were Melissa Benoist, this would be a different conversation.