What are some of the weirdest phrases/quotes you have ever heard? - Page 3

*shuriken* · 03-08-2016, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ProactiveMan

Interesting. I would think that a man could carry a genetic tendency towards hyper-ovulation... but I'm not sure.

It's odd that there isn't a genetic link to egg division, but it would seem that it is random. Very interesting.

I'd think it'd be the woman, since the egg itself replicates. I dunno, interesting topic though.

*ToTheNines* · 03-16-2016, 07:52 PM

Let me get a mcpick 2.

*Papenbrook* · 03-17-2016, 06:23 PM

I saw some shirts that had weird phrases on them.

- "Espresso yourself."
- "Kiss me, I'm Mexican."
- "Nah, I'm good."
- " Bae Gels...."
- "Tissues for your issues."
- "All I see is green."
- ""I would like a jelly-filled Donajello, please."

*Papenbrook* · 03-28-2018, 10:03 PM

Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me

I've decided to bring this topic back. Enjoy!

*FredWolfLeonardo* · 03-28-2018, 10:43 PM

*Wesley* · 03-29-2018, 09:38 AM

“I’ll fight ya for a fiver!”

Sounds like something you’d expect Jessie and James to say as part of their Team Rocket motto.

*Candy Kappa* · 03-29-2018, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by shuriken

I'd think it'd be the woman, since the egg itself replicates. I dunno, interesting topic though.

A quick google search tells me that a father can pass dizygotic twin genes to his daughter, but of course a man carrying twin genes don't affect his partner when she gets pregnant.

*ProphetofGanja* · 05-29-2018, 08:03 AM

“Well strip me down and look at me naked!” - an expression of disbelief

*MikeandRaph87* · 05-29-2018, 09:00 AM

"I am the weather man because I am cool to the men and hot to the women!". A friend of mine used to say that a lot. Every time he got a look.

*Prowler* · 05-29-2018, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeandRaph87

"I am the weather man because I am cool to the men and hot to the women!". A friend of mine used to say that a lot. Every time he got a look.

Did that pick-up line work ever?

**Jester** · 05-29-2018, 04:01 PM

My grandpa uses the phrases "What the flitter!" and "Come a chunk floater." when it rains heavy.

*Katie* · 05-29-2018, 04:34 PM

My dad used to call heavy rain a “toad strangler”

Also, if we asked him what an object was and he also didn’t know what it was called, he’d tell us it was a “layover to catch meddlers”. Of course when you are three you just accept it.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 05-29-2018, 06:07 PM

My (step)dad calls heavy rain a "turd floater". Don't ask. The man has some rather crude ways of thinking/talking at times.....

*MikeandRaph87* · 05-30-2018, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Prowler

Did that pick-up line work ever?

I don't believe it did. He was also the class clown. He was well-liked, but not in the way he wanted.

My grandfather says, " I am just piddling around the property" when my mother calls him and ask what he is up to. Aside from him I have not heard anyone use the word, "piddling".

*plastroncafe* · 05-30-2018, 01:49 PM

I've heard piddling. Usually in reference to yet-to-be-housebroken puppies.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 05-30-2018, 09:11 PM

Same here. Usually from my grandparents' generation.

*MikeandRaph87* · 05-30-2018, 09:19 PM

Yeah, my grandfather means " messing around" or "keeping myself occupied", but that is the term he uses to express it. While he is the only one I ever heard use it, I assumed it was an old generation's term.

03-17-2016, 06:23 PM	#43
Papenbrook The King of Nothing Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: No comment -_- ... Posts: 2,755	I saw some shirts that had weird phrases on them. - "*Espresso yourself." - "Kiss me, I'm Mexican." - "Nah, I'm good." - " Bae Gels...." - "Tissues for your issues." - "All I see is green." - ""I would like a jelly-filled Donajello, please."* Last edited by Papenbrook; 08-03-2019 at 05:33 PM.

03-29-2018, 09:38 AM	#46
Wesley Mad Scientist Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Republic of Ireland Posts: 1,589	“I’ll fight ya for a fiver!” Sounds like something you’d expect Jessie and James to say as part of their Team Rocket motto. __________________ Donatello: The tracker! It might work. Donatello goes to the back of the Turtle Van Raphael: Shrewd move, Donatello. If we ignore the problem, it might go away by itself. (from The Mean Machines)

05-29-2018, 08:03 AM	#48
ProphetofGanja Dub Professor Join Date: May 2013 Location: Dub Side of the Moon Posts: 3,442	“Well strip me down and look at me naked!” - an expression of disbelief __________________ "We've been frantically trying to reach you, Dude."

05-29-2018, 09:00 AM	#49
MikeandRaph87 Jedi Master Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: JLA Satellite Headquarters Posts: 11,131	"I am the weather man because I am cool to the men and hot to the women!". A friend of mine used to say that a lot. Every time he got a look. __________________ Michelangelo: This looks like a job for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Raphael: Sheesh, Mikey this ain't a cartoon!

05-29-2018, 04:01 PM	#51
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,216	My grandpa uses the phrases "What the flitter!" and "Come a chunk floater." when it rains heavy. __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

03-16-2016, 07:52 PM	#42
ToTheNines [sic] Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 15,098	Let me get a mcpick 2.

03-28-2018, 10:03 PM	#44
Papenbrook The King of Nothing Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: No comment -_- ... Posts: 2,755	*Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me* I've decided to bring this topic back. Enjoy!

05-29-2018, 04:34 PM	#52
Katie Just...way too serious. Join Date: May 2005 Location: purgatory Posts: 3,519	My dad used to call heavy rain a “toad strangler” Also, if we asked him what an object was and he also didn’t know what it was called, he’d tell us it was a “layover to catch meddlers”. Of course when you are three you just accept it. __________________ THE WORLD IS JUST AWESOME

05-29-2018, 06:07 PM	#53
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,772	My (step)dad calls heavy rain a "turd floater". Don't ask. The man has some rather crude ways of thinking/talking at times..... __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

05-30-2018, 09:11 PM	#56
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,772	Same here. Usually from my grandparents' generation. __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

05-30-2018, 09:19 PM	#57
MikeandRaph87 Jedi Master Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: JLA Satellite Headquarters Posts: 11,131	Yeah, my grandfather means " messing around" or "keeping myself occupied", but that is the term he uses to express it. While he is the only one I ever heard use it, I assumed it was an old generation's term. __________________ Michelangelo: This looks like a job for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Raphael: Sheesh, Mikey this ain't a cartoon!