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Bigfoot · 12-11-2008, 06:21 PM

Can you believe a friend of mine HAD 11 toes when he was born?

You know what they did?

Do you think it would hurt if they sewed the little extra toe to your pinky toe?

Now can you guess why he doesn't like to wear sandals?

cup-mikey-gertha · 12-11-2008, 06:27 PM

Is it hard for him to get fitting and comfortable shoes?

Bigfoot · 12-11-2008, 06:31 PM

Can you believe this same friend found a human tooth in a tamale from a taco stand?

cup-mikey-gertha · 12-11-2008, 06:37 PM

Did he call the Tooth Fairy?

Bigfoot · 12-11-2008, 06:41 PM

I think maybe he called his lawyer?

cup-mikey-gertha · 12-11-2008, 07:20 PM

Did he really?

Bigfoot · 12-11-2008, 07:25 PM

Can you believe the lawyer said he couldn't do anything because he didn't get hurt when he bit into it, and to call the health department?

*XERO* · 12-11-2008, 09:02 PM

Are you the legal guardian of John Connor?

Bigfoot · 12-11-2008, 09:03 PM

Maybe you have me confused with someone else?

**Jester** · 12-11-2008, 09:05 PM

How big are your feet?

Bigfoot · 12-11-2008, 09:06 PM

Why are you asking about my feet so much tonight?

*XERO* · 12-11-2008, 09:07 PM

Maybe because your name is friggin' BIGFOOT?!

**Jester** · 12-11-2008, 09:07 PM

Would you believe I'm a foot fetishist?

Bigfoot · 12-11-2008, 09:10 PM

Is it shoes and socks, or just feet?

*XERO* · 12-11-2008, 09:11 PM

All of the above, maybe?

**Jester** · 12-11-2008, 09:12 PM

Can't I speak for myself!?

(Feet...just feet...)

Bigfoot · 12-11-2008, 09:13 PM

Just womens feet... right?

*XERO* · 12-11-2008, 09:14 PM

Will I not get massacred if you do?

Bigfoot · 12-11-2008, 09:16 PM

Why did I get complaints about the size of my old sig, and yours is larger?

**Jester** · 12-11-2008, 09:17 PM

Could it have been width and not height?

12-11-2008, 06:21 PM	#2001
Bigfoot Stone Warrior Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Wandering aimlessly... Posts: 764	Can you believe a friend of mine HAD 11 toes when he was born? You know what they did? Do you think it would hurt if they sewed the little extra toe to your pinky toe? Now can you guess why he doesn't like to wear sandals? __________________

12-11-2008, 06:27 PM	#2002
cup-mikey-gertha Hench Mutant Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Here, Wooohooo! Posts: 357	Is it hard for him to get fitting and comfortable shoes? __________________ I'm of the same age with TMNT. How cool is that? Happy 30 years of Cowabunga!

12-11-2008, 06:31 PM	#2003
Bigfoot Stone Warrior Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Wandering aimlessly... Posts: 764	Can you believe this same friend found a human tooth in a tamale from a taco stand? __________________

12-11-2008, 06:37 PM	#2004
cup-mikey-gertha Hench Mutant Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Here, Wooohooo! Posts: 357	Did he call the Tooth Fairy? __________________ I'm of the same age with TMNT. How cool is that? Happy 30 years of Cowabunga!

12-11-2008, 06:41 PM	#2005
Bigfoot Stone Warrior Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Wandering aimlessly... Posts: 764	I think maybe he called his lawyer? __________________

12-11-2008, 07:20 PM	#2006
cup-mikey-gertha Hench Mutant Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Here, Wooohooo! Posts: 357	Did he really? __________________ I'm of the same age with TMNT. How cool is that? Happy 30 years of Cowabunga!

12-11-2008, 07:25 PM	#2007
Bigfoot Stone Warrior Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Wandering aimlessly... Posts: 764	Can you believe the lawyer said he couldn't do anything because he didn't get hurt when he bit into it, and to call the health department? __________________

12-11-2008, 09:02 PM	#2008
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,062	Are you the legal guardian of John Connor? __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

12-11-2008, 09:03 PM	#2009
Bigfoot Stone Warrior Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Wandering aimlessly... Posts: 764	Maybe you have me confused with someone else? __________________

12-11-2008, 09:05 PM	#2010
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,216	How big are your feet? __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

12-11-2008, 09:06 PM	#2011
Bigfoot Stone Warrior Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Wandering aimlessly... Posts: 764	Why are you asking about my feet so much tonight? __________________

12-11-2008, 09:07 PM	#2012
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,062	Maybe because your name is friggin' BIGFOOT?! __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

12-11-2008, 09:07 PM	#2013
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,216	Would you believe I'm a foot fetishist? __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

12-11-2008, 09:10 PM	#2014
Bigfoot Stone Warrior Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Wandering aimlessly... Posts: 764	Is it shoes and socks, or just feet? __________________

12-11-2008, 09:11 PM	#2015
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,062	All of the above, maybe? __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

12-11-2008, 09:12 PM	#2016
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,216	Can't I speak for myself!? (Feet...just feet...) __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

12-11-2008, 09:13 PM	#2017
Bigfoot Stone Warrior Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Wandering aimlessly... Posts: 764	Just womens feet... right? __________________

12-11-2008, 09:14 PM	#2018
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,062	Will I not get massacred if you do? __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

12-11-2008, 09:16 PM	#2019
Bigfoot Stone Warrior Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Wandering aimlessly... Posts: 764	Why did I get complaints about the size of my old sig, and yours is larger? __________________

12-11-2008, 09:17 PM	#2020
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,216	Could it have been width and not height? __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656