03-14-2019, 10:20 AM | #1 |
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Kid decapitates himself after losing computer game
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03-14-2019, 12:44 PM | #3 | |
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This has become a criminal case?
The killer is already dead.
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03-14-2019, 12:51 PM | #4 |
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Lol what the f*ck
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03-14-2019, 01:58 PM | #5 |
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News of the tragic weird, I guess. Either that or the Darwin Awards.
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03-14-2019, 01:58 PM | #6 |
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Obviously, I have questions about the whole thing. Largely logistical ones...
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03-14-2019, 02:09 PM | #7 |
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What the hell. Yeah, clearly there were already issues...
Pretty sad. But if he was enough of a nut to do that, well... I guess at least he won't someday be a 20-year-old nut that decides to shoot up a place instead. |
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I didn't even think of that, but I can't argue with you now that you've brought it up. Tend to agree...
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03-15-2019, 04:56 AM | #9 |
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Was the game Fortnite? That game is serious business.
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03-15-2019, 09:48 AM | #10 |
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This may be FAKE... I hit up DemonAlukard, who lives in the same city in Russia, and apparently he's not heard one word about this anywhere.
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Self-inflicted decapitation by chainsaw is a hard maneuver to pull off.
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03-15-2019, 10:26 AM | #12 |
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Hence my "logistics" wondering... it's possible, though, if one was creative enough.
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03-15-2019, 10:54 AM | #13 |
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1. Set a chainsaw on the ground
2. Fall onto it head first so your neck hits the saw It’s not that hard, guys. |
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Or have the chainsaw on a rope from the ceiling. Lay down on the floor, and just sort of "lay it down" over your neck. Right?
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That doesn't necessarily finish the job, though. Partial decap, you're bleeding out, spasming on the ground and twitching like a fish on a hook. Maybe you're already dead, maybe not.
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03-15-2019, 11:33 AM | #16 |
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Swing the chainsaw around like the baby's umbilical cord in Freddy Got Fingered.
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03-15-2019, 09:54 PM | #17 |
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Some of you have clearly given this a lot of thought and I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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