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Old 04-29-2013, 06:06 PM   #1
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scientifically accurate ninja turtles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqW5upASa-8

warning, this is seriously messed up.

i wont look at the guys the same way again..
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Old 04-29-2013, 06:22 PM   #2
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That is so not right...
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Old 04-30-2013, 02:51 AM   #3
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That is awesome!!!
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Old 04-30-2013, 02:53 AM   #4
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Overall it's not a good parody, but nothing messed up
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Old 04-30-2013, 04:52 AM   #5
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Omg, that is so wrong.
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Old 04-30-2013, 08:30 AM   #6
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Good to see that 2D Turtle animation (with animation errors such as two Michelangelos at one point) still lives! I assume these are the giant toroises, but they seem strong enough to have some partial mutations in them. I've seen a much more accurate video before in which a pet size Turtle didn't care about the pizza along with a paper Shredder. Could have been worse, but could have been better. I'm not too happy with their acronym which reminds me of a mental disorder.
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Old 04-30-2013, 05:16 PM   #7
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well that was umm strange and yet entertaining.
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Old 04-30-2013, 06:56 PM   #8
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Here's the part where we talk about turtle d......
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Old 04-30-2013, 07:21 PM   #9
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No wonder April walks funny... All versions of them.
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Old 04-30-2013, 08:39 PM   #10
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Ahaha. I was just about to post this video--it's hilarious. The last verse slays me.
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Old 05-01-2013, 12:32 AM   #11
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i found this to be HILARIOUS! it is also HILARIOUS how many people post comments on the video like "my childhood is ruined!" ... yinz are uptight!
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Old 05-01-2013, 01:56 AM   #12
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Oops!!!!

To late for this:


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Old 05-01-2013, 03:47 AM   #13
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Didn't think it was all bad... until we started talking about turtle... lol
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Old 05-01-2013, 08:28 AM   #14
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Oh boy that Turtle d*** part is going to lead to even more creepier fanart and fanfiction.
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Old 05-01-2013, 09:27 AM   #15
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Not to mention turtles can also breathe through their butts...
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Old 05-01-2013, 12:57 PM   #16
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Not to mention turtles can also breathe through their butts...
What?! If there are ever more disgusting facts maybe they will end up making a sequel. Specially after all the sharing this thing got yesterday.
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Old 05-02-2013, 04:02 AM   #17
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Oh boy that Turtle d*** part is going to lead to even more creepier fanart and fanfiction.
I don't think this video will change the world of TMNT smut fic, when how a turtles peen looks like is... Or should be very common knowledge for those doing teeny bit of turtle research.
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Old 05-24-2013, 11:17 PM   #18
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Huh. I found it to be a very UNaccurate bit of half-a$$ed "science". Now I feel compelled to debunk this. The part about d***s was more-or-less right, but the rest? WRONG!!! Here's why:

1. Turtles DO have ears! They are hidden under the tympanic membranes on the sides of the head, but turtles are perfectly capable of hearing. This is just stupid. Just because an animal has no VISIBLE ears it'd DEAF??!! WTF??!! So birds can't hear, either, I suppose? Dumb-a$$ vid-poster.

2. No voices- wrong again. Turtles might not have vocal chords, but they CAN/DO make sounds. Males do occasionally vocalize during mating- it's a sort of groaning or grunting sound. Also, the only turtle with a tongue like a worm is the Alligator Snapper. It's tongue is used as a lure for small fish and frogs underwater. Other turtles have a fairly normal tongue. Again- the poster took only the "science" they wanted to use, and left it as a generalization for ALL turtles. Crap science!

3. Bleeding shells. This occurs ONLY just after hatching, when the yolk detatches from the plastron, which has a temporary split that later heals closed. In other words, it's part of the hatching process, and the vid-poster just threw it in for the gross factor, but it's HARDLY accurate!

4. The 100-year age bit? Only for the giant tortoises like the Galapagos and others. These can live up to 150, but MOST turtles live between 20-30 years. Snappers live around 50. That's ALL. Again, another example of half-baked mis-information masquerading as "science"!!

Sorry, but I just HAD to clear this up, as these are exactly the kind of misinformed, half-thought "facts" that make real science look bad. Any biologist could tell you that half of their so-called "Scientifically Accurate" video is just BS. Thanks, I'll get down off my soap-box now.....
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Thanks for explaining the jokes...
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Old 05-25-2013, 05:46 AM   #20
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Thank you for that!
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