scientifically accurate ninja turtles

METALHEAD · 04-29-2013, 06:06 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqW5upASa-8

warning, this is seriously messed up.

i wont look at the guys the same way again..

raphfan84 · 04-29-2013, 06:22 PM

That is so not right...

JoshDA7X · 04-30-2013, 02:51 AM

That is awesome!!!

*Candy Kappa* · 04-30-2013, 02:53 AM

Overall it's not a good parody, but nothing messed up

Teddy · 04-30-2013, 04:52 AM

Omg, that is so wrong.

*pannoni1* · 04-30-2013, 08:30 AM

Good to see that 2D Turtle animation (with animation errors such as two Michelangelos at one point) still lives! I assume these are the giant toroises, but they seem strong enough to have some partial mutations in them. I've seen a much more accurate video before in which a pet size Turtle didn't care about the pizza along with a paper Shredder. Could have been worse, but could have been better. I'm not too happy with their acronym which reminds me of a mental disorder.

Nameless · 04-30-2013, 05:16 PM

well that was umm strange and yet entertaining.

*Redrumh2o* · 04-30-2013, 06:56 PM

Here's the part where we talk about turtle d......

*Coola Yagami* · 04-30-2013, 07:21 PM

No wonder April walks funny... All versions of them.

*I Crave Pizza No More* · 04-30-2013, 08:39 PM

Ahaha. I was just about to post this video--it's hilarious. The last verse slays me.

*mysterycolor* · 05-01-2013, 12:32 AM

i found this to be HILARIOUS! it is also HILARIOUS how many people post comments on the video like "my childhood is ruined!" ... yinz are uptight!

*Luzmagica* · 05-01-2013, 01:56 AM

Oops!!!!

To late for this:

FlogginMcMurryZombiePizza · 05-01-2013, 03:47 AM

Didn't think it was all bad... until we started talking about turtle... lol

Shred Head · 05-01-2013, 08:28 AM

Oh boy that Turtle d*** part is going to lead to even more creepier fanart and fanfiction.

Shreddhead · 05-01-2013, 09:27 AM

Not to mention turtles can also breathe through their butts...

*zkarlette* · 05-01-2013, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Shreddhead

Not to mention turtles can also breathe through their butts...

What?! If there are ever more disgusting facts maybe they will end up making a sequel. Specially after all the sharing this thing got yesterday.

*Candy Kappa* · 05-02-2013, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Shred Head

Oh boy that Turtle d*** part is going to lead to even more creepier fanart and fanfiction.

I don't think this video will change the world of TMNT smut fic, when how a turtles peen looks like is... Or should be very common knowledge for those doing teeny bit of turtle research.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 05-24-2013, 11:17 PM

Huh. I found it to be a very UNaccurate bit of half-a$$ed "science". Now I feel compelled to debunk this. The part about d***s was more-or-less right, but the rest? WRONG!!! Here's why:

1. Turtles DO have ears! They are hidden under the tympanic membranes on the sides of the head, but turtles are perfectly capable of hearing. This is just stupid. Just because an animal has no VISIBLE ears it'd DEAF??!! WTF??!! So birds can't hear, either, I suppose? Dumb-a$$ vid-poster.

2. No voices- wrong again. Turtles might not have vocal chords, but they CAN/DO make sounds. Males do occasionally vocalize during mating- it's a sort of groaning or grunting sound. Also, the only turtle with a tongue like a worm is the Alligator Snapper. It's tongue is used as a lure for small fish and frogs underwater. Other turtles have a fairly normal tongue. Again- the poster took only the "science" they wanted to use, and left it as a generalization for ALL turtles. Crap science!

3. Bleeding shells. This occurs ONLY just after hatching, when the yolk detatches from the plastron, which has a temporary split that later heals closed. In other words, it's part of the hatching process, and the vid-poster just threw it in for the gross factor, but it's HARDLY accurate!

4. The 100-year age bit? Only for the giant tortoises like the Galapagos and others. These can live up to 150, but MOST turtles live between 20-30 years. Snappers live around 50. That's ALL. Again, another example of half-baked mis-information masquerading as "science"!!

Sorry, but I just HAD to clear this up, as these are exactly the kind of misinformed, half-thought "facts" that make real science look bad. Any biologist could tell you that half of their so-called "Scientifically Accurate" video is just BS. Thanks, I'll get down off my soap-box now.....

*Candy Kappa* · 05-25-2013, 03:15 AM

Thanks for explaining the jokes...

DonatelloNinja82 · 05-25-2013, 05:46 AM

Thank you for that!

04-29-2013, 06:06 PM	#1
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04-30-2013, 08:30 AM	#6
pannoni1 Foot Elite Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: USA Posts: 3,447	Good to see that 2D Turtle animation (with animation errors such as two Michelangelos at one point) still lives! I assume these are the giant toroises, but they seem strong enough to have some partial mutations in them. I've seen a much more accurate video before in which a pet size Turtle didn't care about the pizza along with a paper Shredder. Could have been worse, but could have been better. I'm not too happy with their acronym which reminds me of a mental disorder. __________________ http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/sho...d.php?t=37065- MY WANT LIST TMNT FAN CLUB LINK: http://sot.ag/gCjK/ 30 years of Turtle Power!

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raphfan84 Stone Warrior Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Winston-Salem NC. Posts: 630	That is so not right...

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Redrumh2o Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 1,902	Here's the part where we talk about turtle d......

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04-30-2013, 08:39 PM	#10
I Crave Pizza No More Mad Scientist Join Date: May 2011 Location: Cleveland Posts: 1,618	Ahaha. I was just about to post this video--it's hilarious. The last verse slays me.

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05-01-2013, 03:47 AM	#13
FlogginMcMurryZombiePizza Mad Scientist Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Arizona Posts: 1,229	Didn't think it was all bad... until we started talking about turtle... lol

05-01-2013, 08:28 AM	#14
Shred Head Hench Mutant Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 341	Oh boy that Turtle d*** part is going to lead to even more creepier fanart and fanfiction. __________________ "Cold steel meets hot flesh! Thats why they call me Slash!"

05-01-2013, 09:27 AM	#15
Shreddhead Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 1,470	Not to mention turtles can also breathe through their butts... __________________

05-24-2013, 11:17 PM	#18
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,772	Huh. I found it to be a very UNaccurate bit of half-a$$ed "science". Now I feel compelled to debunk this. The part about d***s was more-or-less right, but the rest? WRONG!!! Here's why: 1. Turtles DO have ears! They are hidden under the tympanic membranes on the sides of the head, but turtles are perfectly capable of hearing. This is just stupid. Just because an animal has no VISIBLE ears it'd DEAF??!! WTF??!! So birds can't hear, either, I suppose? Dumb-a$$ vid-poster. 2. No voices- wrong again. Turtles might not have vocal chords, but they CAN/DO make sounds. Males do occasionally vocalize during mating- it's a sort of groaning or grunting sound. Also, the only turtle with a tongue like a worm is the Alligator Snapper. It's tongue is used as a lure for small fish and frogs underwater. Other turtles have a fairly normal tongue. Again- the poster took only the "science" they wanted to use, and left it as a generalization for ALL turtles. Crap science! 3. Bleeding shells. This occurs ONLY just after hatching, when the yolk detatches from the plastron, which has a temporary split that later heals closed. In other words, it's part of the hatching process, and the vid-poster just threw it in for the gross factor, but it's HARDLY accurate! 4. The 100-year age bit? Only for the giant tortoises like the Galapagos and others. These can live up to 150, but MOST turtles live between 20-30 years. Snappers live around 50. That's ALL. Again, another example of half-baked mis-information masquerading as "science"!! Sorry, but I just HAD to clear this up, as these are exactly the kind of misinformed, half-thought "facts" that make real science look bad. Any biologist could tell you that half of their so-called "Scientifically Accurate" video is just BS. Thanks, I'll get down off my soap-box now..... __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

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