If Platinum Dunes rebooted Batman

*Xav* · 07-12-2016, 06:57 PM

I had fun today imagining Batman if it was made by Platinum Dunes...

-The film doesn't take itself seriously at all. In fact, at different points, characters say out loud how stupid it sound that the police force have to rely on a guy disguised as a bat to fight a literal clown.

-Rachel is played by Megan Fox. She is on screen 90% of the time and even inside the movie, nobody take her seriously. She show zero romantic interest in either Bruce Wayne and Harvey Dent, yet they are constantly harassing her, telling her how hot she is and how bad they want to bang her. They also try to impress her by describing their luxurious cars.

-The Joker has a badass scene where he kills his own henchman in training with his hands tied behind his back. You know, just to show he can kick some ass. Too bad we won't get to see it again cause he will always fight Batman inside a MechWarrior robot. Batman seem useless in front of him, but luckily, Rachel is here to defeat him instead.

-The Joker isn't motivated by chaos, power, honor or anything edgy. He just want to get "stupid rich" even tough he already possess multiple buildings, an all geared army and tons of futuristic technologies.

-Batman is somehow 8 foot tall, and bulletproof overall. He is somehow still capable to hide in plain sight, but he doesn't do any kind of martial arts. He is so big and strong he can actually grab an enemy by the ankle and use him as a hammer. He is 100% CGI and instead of just a utility belt, he got a utility full suit. There is so much crap hanging on him that even after watching the whole movie, you are still not sure what he look like.

-Bruce's origin are missing all key elements. His parents were never killed in front of him. His never ending grudge against crime come from eavesdropping on someone who vaguely said that someone was evil. He never went on a journey to learn all kind of leet crime fighting skills. All he knows comes from a cheap booklet someone threw in the trash.

This was just for fun, feel free to continue or argue.

*TheSkeletonMan939* · 07-12-2016, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Xav

-Rachel is played by Megan Fox. She is on screen 90% of the time and even inside the movie, nobody take her seriously. She show zero romantic interest in either Bruce Wayne and Harvey Dent, yet they are constantly harassing her, telling her how hot she is and how bad they want to bang her. They also try to impress her by describing their luxurious cars.

This can be the catalyst for Bruce becoming Batman. Instead of watching his parents be murdered, he becomes Batman to take out Harvey Dent.
It fits in with Platinum Dune's cutting-edge adaptation techniques, in which they alter the origin story completely in order to to tie it to Megan Fox

retr0pia75 · 07-12-2016, 08:28 PM

I've got some real horrible thoughts for you guys...what if they got their hands on the Marvel Universe?

~~Etsyturtle2~~ · 07-12-2016, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by retr0pia75

I've got some real horrible thoughts for you guys...what if they got their hands on the Marvel Universe?

Megan fox black widow...
$#!ţ

*TheSkeletonMan939* · 07-12-2016, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by retr0pia75

I've got some real horrible thoughts for you guys...what if they got their hands on the Marvel Universe?

Just watch the current Marvel cartoons... they're worse than anything PD could do to any franchise.

*Netkeeper* · 07-12-2016, 08:32 PM

i dunno man you guys i've seen marvel yaoi manga on pixiv and ****

07-12-2016, 06:57 PM	#1
Xav Foot Elite Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,977	If Platinum Dunes rebooted Batman I had fun today imagining Batman if it was made by Platinum Dunes... -The film doesn't take itself seriously at all. In fact, at different points, characters say out loud how stupid it sound that the police force have to rely on a guy disguised as a bat to fight a literal clown. -Rachel is played by Megan Fox. She is on screen 90% of the time and even inside the movie, nobody take her seriously. She show zero romantic interest in either Bruce Wayne and Harvey Dent, yet they are constantly harassing her, telling her how hot she is and how bad they want to bang her. They also try to impress her by describing their luxurious cars. -The Joker has a badass scene where he kills his own henchman in training with his hands tied behind his back. You know, just to show he can kick some ass. Too bad we won't get to see it again cause he will always fight Batman inside a MechWarrior robot. Batman seem useless in front of him, but luckily, Rachel is here to defeat him instead. -The Joker isn't motivated by chaos, power, honor or anything edgy. He just want to get "stupid rich" even tough he already possess multiple buildings, an all geared army and tons of futuristic technologies. -Batman is somehow 8 foot tall, and bulletproof overall. He is somehow still capable to hide in plain sight, but he doesn't do any kind of martial arts. He is so big and strong he can actually grab an enemy by the ankle and use him as a hammer. He is 100% CGI and instead of just a utility belt, he got a utility full suit. There is so much crap hanging on him that even after watching the whole movie, you are still not sure what he look like. -Bruce's origin are missing all key elements. His parents were never killed in front of him. His never ending grudge against crime come from eavesdropping on someone who vaguely said that someone was evil. He never went on a journey to learn all kind of leet crime fighting skills. All he knows comes from a cheap booklet someone threw in the trash. This was just for fun, feel free to continue or argue.

07-12-2016, 08:32 PM	#6
Netkeeper tactical blackquill Join Date: May 2014 Location: Texas, but not for much longer Posts: 3,645	i dunno man you guys i've seen marvel yaoi manga on pixiv and **** __________________

07-12-2016, 08:28 PM	#3
retr0pia75 Foot Soldier Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Georgia Posts: 128	I've got some real horrible thoughts for you guys...what if they got their hands on the Marvel Universe?