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Happy birthday, HT! ^^
You're... 17 years older than me... o.o;;...
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Happy Birthday, HT!!
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03-08-2005, 10:04 AM | #103 |
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Happy Birthday Benvenuto!
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03-08-2005, 01:49 PM | #104 |
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Woot, Happy Birthday Ben!
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... Happy Birthday Ben!! Your Legal everywhere now!! ...
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03-08-2005, 02:05 PM | #106 |
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Happy Birhtday Ben !!!!!!!I hope you have a wonderful day
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03-08-2005, 10:26 PM | #107 |
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Whoooo!! Cake!!
Thanks, guys. And now a little gift from me to you: Leo: 'Ben, for our appreciation to you, the guys and I have decided to honor you with a few words.' Mike: 'Yeah, dude. I mean, I'd buy you a videogame, but chances are you already have it.' Ben: 'You're probably right.' Don: 'Just sit back and listen, brother.' Ben: 'Okay, but keep an ear on Raph. If he screws this up, I'll-' Raph: (interrupts) 'YOU'LL DO WHAT?! MAKE A GOOMBA OUTTA ME?!' Ben: 'This is exactly what I am talking about, guys!' Leo: 'Knock it off, Raph! Don't ruin Ben's birthday like you did last year!' Raph: 'Hey, he should've seen that spicy furball comin'!' Mike: 'Raph...' Raph: 'Oh, fine. I'll be friggin good!' Mike: 'Great. Let's get this party started!' Ben: 'Okay, I'm ready. Go for it, bros.' Mike: 'Leo, why don't you go first?' Leo: 'Benvenuto, brother, for the past 21 years, you have been a real blessing to this team, this family, this world. You look at things differently, as do we all, but your vision is one-of-a-kind. It is one thing I possibly will never have, and perhaps never need. For there are only 5 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the world...but there is only one Benvenuto.' Mike: 'What about that dead guy who did the sculptors...?' Raph: 'Zip it.' Leo: 'Ahem, as I was saying, there are only two Benvenutos, but the one we have is the one that I would never trade for anything. I love you, brother. Happy Birthday. (bows to him.) Don: 'Leo, that was very beautiful.' Ben: (sniffles)'Leo, man...I...Thanks...' Raph: 'That was the gayest thing I ever heard!' Ben: (pissed) 'And YOU'RE the gayest thing I ever seen!' Raph: 'OH, I'LL GIVE YA GAY!!' Don: 'Raph, knock it off!' Raph: *grumbles* Don: 'And on that note, I'll go next. (deep breath) 'Benvenuto...I just want to say thanks to you. Believe it or not, you inspired me. You know, to get better, to be balanced, to have a soul. I wouldn't know how I would turn out if you weren't born, bro, and that kind of scares me. 21 years, Ben, and you still inspire me, to get even better.' Ben: 'Whoa...' Don: (sniffles) 'So, I just want to say, keep inspiring. Keep on being yourself. Never change. I love you, bro. Happy Birthday.' Ben: 'Donny...that was awesome...Thank you... ' Leo: 'Great job, Donatello.' Mike: 'Whoa, it's getting a little too Titanic-y in here, so I suppose I'll go next. Raph: 'Oh, here we go!' Mike: 'Hey, Raph. The Grim Reaper called. He wants his scythe back!' Ben: Mike: 'Now, onto business. Ben. Benny. Ben Ven. (kneels) O' Mighty Undisputed. O' glorificus Captain Ben. O' saluted...' Leo: 'Mikey, get on with it!' Mike: 'Oh, my bad. Ben, bro, you are like, the most awesome dude I could ever hang with, next to Silver Sentry, Mondo Gecko, Mr. Potato Head...' Ben: 'I-I get the point, Mike.' Mike: 'What I am trying to say is that, you're wicked awesome. You've taught me everything I know at videogames, and you make a mean Chili pizza. But not just that, dude. You have a cool attitude, unlike someone in here...*SLAP* OW! Um, Happy Birthday, Ben. You are definitely off the hizzle!' Ben: 'For shizzle?' Mike: 'My brizzle!' Leo: 'Not...bad, Michelangelo. Okay, Raph, it's your turn.' Raph: 'Uh, right. *grumbles* Ben: 'This I gotta see.' Raph: 'Instead of bein' all sappy like the other guys, I've decided...to say a poem.' Don: 'A POEM?!!!' Raph: 'Yeah, a poem. Ya got a problem with that?! It took me 2 hours to write, so I consider it a masterpiece.' Mike: (scoffs) 'Yeah a masterpeice of sh...' Leo: 'MIKEY!!' (sighs) Go on, Raphael.' Raph: 'It's kind of a challenge to you. I call it Game Over. So shut up and listen: Ben, 21 years in the making, many adventures with you Some good, some excellent, some flat out bitchin' But the one adventure, the one quest I can't quite finish with you Is the opportunity to dethrone you as the best at the joystick Everytime I play against you...Game Over. It eats at my mind, at my heart To know that against you, I've lost from the start But I'll never quit, that's not my style I'll beat you soon, though it might be a while And when I do...Game Over. The videogame heroes themselves can't keep up with you. How? You gave Mario headaches (Game Over) You gave Dhalsim cramps (Game Over) You gave Kirby asthma (Game Over) You gave Mega Man a sex change (Game Over) You made Master Hand flip you off (Game Over) You made Link sell the TriForce on eBay (Game Over) You made Little Mac use steriods (Game Over) You made Yoshi extinct (Game Over) What I am trying to say, little brother is, that you are the best. Nobody can touch you, and you've proven it many times. You really are the Undisputed, but nothing lasts forever. I am coming for you, Ben, I am coming for you. I will beat you, I will win, I will be victorious. You can't stop the inevitable. I WILL win. And when I do...GAME OVER. Raph: 'Happy Birthday, Benny-boy.' Ben: 'That...was...AWESOME!!!!' Raph: 'Really? You really liked it?' Don: 'Yeah, it was a very well written, thought-out poem, Raph.' Mike: (in English voice) 'Good show, old chap!' Leo: 'Yes, Raphael, that was very good. Especially when it came from you.' Ben: ' That was the best verbal gift ever! And you know I never back down from a challenge. Come get some. Anytime, anyplace!' TMNT: 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BENVENUTO!!' Raph: 'Hey, Ben, now that you're legal, how about buying me a drink? Ben: 'No.' The End.
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03-08-2005, 11:37 PM | #108 |
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cute! I like it!
*Splinter walks over to Ben and gives him a hug before giving him a small box. Inside, is a small handmade white and green pendant in the shape of a turtle* Sp: Happy birthday, young one... I am proud of you. ((*offers puppies to kick*)) |
03-09-2005, 09:26 AM | #109 |
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Happy B-Day to Duke, who I have yet to play with on XBL.
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03-09-2005, 11:09 AM | #110 |
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Happy Birthday, Duke.
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03-11-2005, 07:48 AM | #111 |
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Happy Birthday Splinter!!!
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03-11-2005, 11:32 PM | #112 |
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
BBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT HHHHHHHHHHH *pant, gasps for breath* DDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!! SPLINTER! and everyone else i missed out with there birthday *hands out birthday cake and apollogy cake* once again, happy birthday
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03-12-2005, 02:50 PM | #113 |
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Happy Birthday to Gemdrive, Splinter, Duke and whomever else I missed!! Happy Birthday, guys!!
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03-17-2005, 08:09 AM | #114 |
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Happy Birthday Mondo J. Gecko!!!
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03-17-2005, 09:04 AM | #115 |
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Happy Birthday, Mondo! Ooh, the big 18.
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03-17-2005, 10:50 AM | #116 |
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Happy Birthday Mondo! Now what is your plans, Halo 2 Birthday Party? That would be off the hook.
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... Quote:
all the usual suspects were there.... And some unusual suspects.... But all in all it was a good bashing of off-the-hookness and Halo 2 deathmatches... oh yes... and I got right ripped too.... yay being legal!! ...
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03-21-2005, 09:01 PM | #118 |
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Happy Birthday, Anarky! Here's a cake [mis]shaped like Sweden!
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03-21-2005, 09:17 PM | #119 |
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Happy Birthday Anarky!
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Happy Birthday Anarky.
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