04-08-2020, 05:20 PM | #1 |
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Gender-swapped Doogie Howser reboot
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04-22-2020, 06:39 PM | #2 |
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Make your own things
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04-22-2020, 07:38 PM | #3 |
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It's true. If the only way your thing can be a success is by playing with people's nostalgia for a different thing and trying to capture and/or trick that audience into buying your thing... your thing does not deserve to BE a thing.
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04-23-2020, 01:57 AM | #4 |
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I'm sure at least... five people have genuine nostalgia for Doogie Howser. And probably one of those people would have liked the show a lot better if Doogie had a vagina.
Come to think of it, that one person is probably the one who came up with this. F*ck Doogie Howser, anyways. Bring back Parker f*ckin' Lewis. Not only because Parker Lewis can't lose, but because Principal Musso was a f*cking fox, brah.
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04-23-2020, 03:40 AM | #5 |
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Yay, what an amazing creativity!
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04-23-2020, 03:51 AM | #6 |
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My Parker Lewis reboot? I know, right? It's awesome.
I mean, it can't lose. It LITERALLY can't lose, how cool is that? Not as cool as f*ckin' Parker f*ckin' Lewis, but still, pretty cool. Man... it's like TV shows stopped using block-pixel dissolve transitions and everything went to sh*t.
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04-23-2020, 03:56 AM | #7 |
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My only thing is... they HAVE to be paying someone for the intellectual rights here. But WHY are they doing that? "Doogie Howser" once made a killing, based on nothing else but its own right and a silly, skinny white kid. Why not make a show called "Kailani Kekoa" (I actually took the time to Google those names, I'm not just spouting sh**) and let it succeed or fail on its own merit based on what its bringing to the table?
This need to cannibalize the old to suit certain... things, is kind of making the whole thing look bad. FYI: I've never seen an episode of Doogie Howser.
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04-23-2020, 04:28 AM | #8 |
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But you have seen Parker Lewis... right?
If you haven't then lie, I want us to stay friends. I used to see the odd episode of Doogie Howser here and there but I wouldn't say I "watched" it and I don't remember anything about it. It was only ever on because my older sister had a crush on Neil Patrick Harris. Ha-HAAAAA, ain't that a bitch. What's with chicks falling in love with gay guys, anyway? Not that he was ever explicitly "gay" or anything, especially back then... it's just funny how often it happens. Doogie Howser, Ricky Martin, at least 95% of those boy band guys... it's quite a phenomenon. "I love him!" "Well, he's gay." "NO HE IS NOT!" "Yes he is. You'll see. Totes gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that." "HE'S NOT GAY!" "He just came out, like, today. See? It's in the paper. He's gay." "Yeah, well... never liked him THAT much, anyway..." Like it's a phenomenon that happens so often, there has to be a name for it by now.
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