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Old 04-14-2019, 06:41 AM   #1
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Scenes that no turtles episode or movie should have.

Just for fun, lets have a thread in which we think up scenes which should never take place in a TMNT verse.

Yesterday, I watched "Azumi" which is one of my all time favorite Japanese movies, there's a scene in which the Sensei decides to take his students whom he trained to be assassins away from the home they shared for their first mission. But before they move away for good, there's one final thing the students must learn.

Now for this scene to work in a TMNT context, Splinter would have needed to get four more turtles, let's say that he found four more in the sewers and trained eight of them.

Splinter: My students, for the last fifteen years I have trained you and you all have become very skilled fighters. You've all grown up in this house and have grown very close to each other, much like brothers. Now I want all of you to form pairs with the one who you consider to be your best friend.

The eight brothers form four pairs, bantering on how excited they are to be going on their first mission and how they always going to be there for each other.
Splinter: Now listen closely, this is your final lesson I will teach you. According to your mission, you may have to take out children or high placed persons, so you will need to have a will of steel and a heart of stone. A ninja should NEVER differentiate between his targets because he doesn't have a choice in the matter. See your best friend standing next to you, KILL HIM! Prove to me that you are capable of putting personal relationships aside in favor of your mission! BEGIN!

The eight brothers stand there in shock, some start to sob, others are afraid to even move. Then all of a sudden they hear a slashing sound and somebody retching, everybody looks to their right and see one of their own on the floor bleeding. Then their eyes go up to the one with blood on his weapons.

Raphael: ORDERS FROM THE MASTER!
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Old 04-14-2019, 01:12 PM   #2
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There shouldn't be porn scenes in tmnt, at all.
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The biggest villains were the censors.
What they could do without being held back is my question.
Shredder could've done more than blow up the Channel Six building.
I don't mean as far as murdering Splinter, but think of the possibilities if censors were not an issue.
Shredder and Krang combined had the biggest arsenal of any villains in all of the cartoons.
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Old 04-14-2019, 01:47 PM   #3
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Weak thread.
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Old 04-14-2019, 02:08 PM   #4
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There shouldn't be porn scenes in tmnt, at all.
I think that's safe to say it will NEVER happen
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Old 04-14-2019, 02:15 PM   #5
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I think that's safe to say it will NEVER happen
I have my doubts, personally.

Standards have changed after all these years as to what's acceptable in tv, so who knows what will be allowed in 50 years time.

Maybe one day, will all be sitting in our grandpa wheelchairs like Cubed, saying:
"I can't believe there's this sexy stuff on kids tv.
Back in my day, we weren't allowed to look at this stuff until we were 18."
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The biggest villains were the censors.
What they could do without being held back is my question.
Shredder could've done more than blow up the Channel Six building.
I don't mean as far as murdering Splinter, but think of the possibilities if censors were not an issue.
Shredder and Krang combined had the biggest arsenal of any villains in all of the cartoons.
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Old 04-14-2019, 03:13 PM   #6
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Standards have changed after all these years as to what's acceptable in tv, so who knows what will be allowed in 50 years time.
Only within some years, there will not be any scheudled television at all (except sports live-broadcastings). Just the Internet...
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Old 04-14-2019, 03:35 PM   #7
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Only within some years, there will not be any scheudled television at all (except sports live-broadcastings). Just the Internet...
TV networks are too big to just disappear like that. I don't see the top tv networks of each country folding just like that or getting rid of their tv channels.
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Old 04-15-2019, 11:48 AM   #8
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I think that's safe to say it will NEVER happen
They'll allow anything these days. I mean TMNT is a lot more violent these days and it's main demographic is kids.
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